HOPE YOU LIKE IT! This is sorta like a preface since it is so short and nothing happens. But I had to give you the foundation of the story! Please review!
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"Emmett!" Jasper called. "I have something for you to do that will make you happier than a kid on Christmas morning!"
I ran down the stairs to find Jasper looking at list with an evil glint in his eye. We were alone in the house for now. Esme, Rosalie, and Alice were on yet another shopping trip, this time in New York. I'm surprised they didn't go to Italy or Paris or something. Anyway they would be back tomorrow evening. Carlisle and Edward were hunting so it was just me and Jasper.
"Jasper, what do you need? I'm trying to figure out what I should get Eddie for his birthday! It must be perfect! AND his birthday is TOMORROW!" I said.
Jasper smiled at me. "I've got just the thing, but its too big for just one person. You see, I've been making this list of things to get him for his birthday. I think its pretty impressive."
"Let me see that list!" I bolted over to him and read over his shoulder:
Edward's Birthday List
Snap all of his CDs in half.
Replace them with rap CDs.
Move everything from his room to a public storage place.
Replace it all with furniture for two year old girls.
Buy him a dog and name it Jacob.
Bet him he can't eat everything on the McDonald's menu super sized. Call him a wimp until he gives in.
Key his Volvo: 'You almost lost Bella to a dog!'
Buy him a yellow punch buggy with flowers on it.
If he doesn't like it, get him a horse and buggy to 'remind him of home'.
Go to the petstore and buy all of the reptiles. Set them loose in his room.
Spray paint his piano pink.
"!" I was envious of Jasper for coming up with such an awesome list. But he would not steal all the glory because I would help put that list to action!
"When we get in serious trouble, you have to take part of the blame too though. Deal?" Jasper said. Leave it to him to come up with a beast list then get scared to put it to action because he was afraid of the punishments.
"DEAL!" I was about to explode of excitement. "Dude this is AWESOME!"
"You betcha! Just don't think about it around Edward or you will ruin the surprise!" Jasper exclaimed, giddy. I could tell my excitement was rubbing off on him.
"Hey it's a good thing Alice isn't here! She would totally tattle to Edwerid." I realized aloud. "No offense." I added.
"Already thought of that. Who do you think told Alice about the major sale at Coach and Tiffany? Me! Found out about it online!" Jasper said proudly.
"Impressive! Alright let's start putting that list to action!" I exclaimed.
Want to know what happens next? I have some really cool ideas. That list just states the main idea that happens. I've got some good stuff coming up as they put it to action! Plus… maybe Edward will want revenge… who knows? What I know is that I won't write another word until I get some reviews! R&R please! I promise the next chapter will be like twice as long!