Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing or any of the characters associated with Hellsing.
A/N: A very random very out of character one-shot about glasses.
Seras Victoria was in the basement of Hellsing Manor listening to music, when "Heart Shaped Glasses" by Marilyn Manson came on. She was listening to the song when a strange thought occurred to her.
Alucard was always wearing those damn glasses. But why? If she could deal with light then he should damn well be able to. Was he just wearing them to make a fashion statement? Did he have more than one pair?
Five minutes she found herself at the door to her Master's room. She knew he was on a mission, so he wouldn't be in there, but she was still nervous as hell. Swallowing her fear she opened the door.
She quickly stepped in the room, shut the door, and searched for the light switch. She found the switch within a matter of seconds and turned on the lights.
To say she was shocked at the sight in front of her was an understatement. On the dresser across from her were at least two hundred pairs of glasses, if not more. 'Jesus Christ.' was her only thought. She scanned the glasses. They were laid out according to designer, glass tint, and lens shape. 'He's got to have a couple grand worth of glasses here.' she thought to herself, a little disturbed. She noticed that only one pair was in a case. Curious she opened it.
Her laughter bounced off the walls, she couldn't believe what she had found. In the case were a pair of hot pink heart shaped glasses with rhinestones on the sides. 'Never thought Master would be into drag.' she thought, laughing some more as she put them back.
All of her laughter ended though as she turned around. Her Master had been behind her the whole time and he didn't look too happy.
"Master I..." Seras started but he cut her off before she could finish.
"Silence." Alucard said harshly as he made his way over to the dresser.
He hoped that she hadn't scratched his favorite pair of glasses. He quickly grabbed the case and inspected his glasses. He put them back after he was satisfied that she hadn't done any harm.
Seras just watched him with her mouth open. It was like she had threatened his child or something. Her mouth snapped shut when he appeared in front of her.
"Hmmm...What to do with Police Girl? What to do?", Alucard thought out loud.
It was his to turn to laugh now as his little Police Girl was begging him to forgive her. It's like she thought he was going to lop her head off or something.
A Week Later
'Damn Bastard.' Seras thought to herself.
"Now, now Police Girl it's your own fault that your in this situation." he said. The amusement evident in his voice.
She just tried to ignore him as she continued with her task. Her punishment was to clean every pair of his glasses, all four hundred and seventy one pairs, every day in a French Maid outfit for three weeks. She wished he would have been nice enough to lop her head off.