I got challenged by Clupsy to write a kid-friendly story…turns out I can't. So here is what I did do.

Story: kkm

Pairing: yuuram

Rating: T

I do not own kkm. If I did, then wolf would die.

Summary: Greta wants to play tag with her adoptive fathers. But when hiding they find out how hard it is to stay quiet.

Hide n' Seek

By: demonqueen21

"Hey, daddy!" Greta shouted to Wolfram. As the blond turned around he held his arms out for the child. She hugged him around his waist.

"Hello, Greta. Do you want me to read you another one of Annisana's short stories?" he offered.

"No, I want to play hide n' seek. It's a game from Yuuri's world!"

"Oh, really? Well, ok, but how do you play this 'hide and seek'?"

"It's really easy! I know! Let's get Yuuri to play too! It'll be more fun that way!" she ran off to find her adoptive father.

"Yuuri! Yuuri! Yuuri!" she shouted when she saw him in his office.

"Hello Greta. Is something wrong?" he asked concerned.

"No, nothing's wrong. But I want you to play hide n' seek with me and Wolfram. Please?" she begged him.

Then Wolfram walked into the conversation and after three explanations of the rules, the game began.

Yuuri was 'it' first. He easily found Wolfram. So Wolfram looked for them and found Greta hiding under her bed.

"Ha ha!" She laughed, "Ok, 10…9…8…" she started counting while her fathers hid.

Yuuri went into his bedroom and went to hide in his closet, but it was already taken by his fiancé.

"Shouldn't you be a good father and let her find you?" Yuuri asked.

"No way! What if when she gets older she wants to be an assassin? She needs to be able to find people." Wolfram retorted.

"First, I'm not letting her become an assassin. No matter how much she begs. And two, would you really let her be an assassin if she wanted?"

They heard footsteps and Wolfram pulled Yuuri in on top of him shutting the door after him. They stopped then got softer. Then only after a few minutes did they speak.

"I think she's gone" Wolfram whispered. "Y-Yuuri…W-What are you doing?"

Yuuri had put his head on his lover's shoulder and started kissing him, then sucking.

"Well, Wolfram, we haven't been able to do 'that' lately because Greta had been in our bed." Yuuri whispered in his ear.

"B-But still…In here?" Wolfram moaned.

***

Greta heard panting as she walked by the bedroom. She followed it to their closet and she opened the door.

Both of her fathers fell out. Yuuri's pants were unbuttoned and unzipped while Wolfram's pants were around her ankles. Greta was too happy to notice.

"It's your turn! Come and find me!" she shouted as she ran outside the door.

"Well, Wolfram. Get dressed; we have to look for her now." The blond was still on the floor.

"You are never doing that to me again." He retorted. Yuuri smiled and walked out the door.

Yeah Yeah Yeah. It not THAT kid friendly but it started out right. Blame Clupsy for even challenging me. (He knew what was comming)