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another half :

They were standing in the middle of nowhere. She, 18, and…..and that thing…the monster. To be short called, Cell.

They have been standing there for quite awhile, since he had absorbed her brother 17.

I´m doomed, he is going to absorb me just like 17, and I can´t do anything against it !

……………….And I hoped so badly, that 16 could save me………….

At the beginning it looked like he had more than a slight chance against Cell…

For god´s sake ! I even believed, that this bald dwarf could rescue me !…

It´s the end…I´m hopeless lost…

………..What I need now is a miracle………..

From the outside, you couldn´t see, that 18 was thinking much…so did Cell…

……………..Hmm…..teasing or absorbing her…..?

……………………Teasing…….or….

……………….absorbing………………

………………..TEASING……or…

……………..ABSORBING……

……..Argh ! Teasing or absorbing ! I have absolutely no clue which option I should choose !

……………..But if I absorb her at once, there will be no chance to tease her anymore…

So the thing is clear : teasing…..

……….Must.Think..Of.Something.Good…

" Hey, 18 ! Come over, and unite yourself with your companion ! "

He could hardly resist to laugh out loud, at the sight of her incensed look.

She wasn´t that much amused.

……………Why does he have to tease me over and over again ? That sick pervert…..

……………..Maybe it´s a strategy, to make me want to be absorbed, just to not hear that nonsense ?…

On the other side….

…………That was quite good, she should have seen her face !

He chuckled delighted to himself.

" What´s the matter, my dear ? You look like you lost a relative….Oh, I almost forgot,..you indeed lost one…Silly me…"

He looked at 18, as if he was expecting a reaction from her.

I won´t give him, what he wants. Never !

" At least I had someone to lose." She gave back.

Oh, that hits me very deep.´´ He said, sarcastically.

" Good, because I want to hurt you as much as possible!" She said, and tried to put as much hatred as possible in her words.

" 18, tell me, why do you hate me so much ?" He said,acting like really worried.

Because you are a big,iditotic bastard, who has nothing other in mind,than to destroy my and other lives !´´

"Sounds much like you brother, apart of the part with you and the "big", huh ?"

"Yes- I mean no !…Argh ! You simply can´t understand it ! Men´s don´t get such things! "

"Interesting…I transformed from "a big idiotic bastard" into a man….And all that in less than a

minute! "

He laughed about his own joke.

" It´s hard to choose the right name for me, isn´t it, my dear ?" He said,teasing.

" I think, asshole will do."

Cell was about to answer, when Tien appeared on the scene, and fired an attack on him.

He was so surprised, that he wasn´t able to defence himself from it.

While Tien was attacking him, he shouted at 18.

" Leave this place ! Now ! I can´t hold him back forever ! "

He didn´t had to say it a second time.

18 grabbed the demolished 16, and flew away as fast as possible.

" Why didn´t you left me there on the island ? Without me, you would be faster." 16 asked, after awhile of flying.

Because you are the only person left on the planet, I can talk to, without being in the danger of being absorbed or destroyed.´´

" That´s indeed a reason." He grinned.

She grinned back. Happy about her escape, and that she was still able to have a normal conversation with a normal person.

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