Hey guys. Thanks so much for checking this out. I have plenty in mind so I hope you enjoy this crossover. Many thanks.
I do not own Homestuck, Andrew Hussie Does
I do not own Adventure Time, Pendleton Ward does
== Prelude ==
Twelve trolls stand on a platform, a door at the end of it. They had just won their session of SGRUB. Their prize was standing just feet in front of them. They had gone through one hell of a journey and were finally about to claim their prize, entrance into a new universe, the universe they created. Karkat went for the door handle; everything seemed to slow down in the moment. Just as they were about to claim their prize, a green flash erupted from the middle of the platform. It was in the air above their heads and what seemed like the pure essence of death flowed out. They all just stopped and stared at this strange rift the opened up. Death just flowed out in the form of dark green ghosts. An evil laugh was emitted from the rift that opened up. Before anyone had time to do anything Aradiabot flung everyone into the teleporter in the middle of the platform and she herself flew onto it. Right afterwards, the hundreds of Aradiabots still lingering were all wiped out. An explosion of death rung out and the robots were all destroyed as son as they made contact with it. The platform was now destroyed and left mostly broken. This unseen demon just emitted one last evil laugh and the rift closed up.
The trolls all found themselves in a terminal room on a meteor. They were now in the veil just outside of what would be the medium. Although they would only be there for a few months, much would change for the young trolls. But that is to come later, now they are all trying to figure out what the hell just happened. "OK, WHAT THE FUCK?" Karkat yelled out, angered at just losing out on their prize. "IS EVERYONE HERE?" he did a head count and listened as everyone stated 'Yes' or 'Present' the last one was from Aradiabot who he was surprised to see. "HOYL SHIT, YOU MADE IT? OR AT LEAST ONE OF YOU MADE IT." She just stared blankly at him. She tended to do that after Vriska had killed her. "yes it seems i'm the 0nly 0ne th0ugh. the 0ther aradiab0ts were destr0yed by the f0rce that st0pped us fr0m claiming 0ur prize."
"YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ANYWAY?"
"i'm n0t sure. s0me s0rt 0f dem0n that entered 0ur sessi0n"
"WELL YEAH I COULD TELL THAT, I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE IN THE HELL THAT THING CAME FROM."
"i d0n't kn0w that either 0_0"
"UGH FINE, WELL IT LOOKS LIKE WERE STUCK HERE FOR NOW. SOLLUX, SEE IF YOU CAN GET THESE COMPUTERS RUNNING OR SOMETHING, IT'LL GIVE US SOMETHING TO DO UNTIL WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO."
"ii can't make an promii2e2 kk. the2e computer2 are pretty crappy." Sollux told him, his face seeming rather relaxed through his red and blue glasses.
"JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN. NOW WHERE IN THE HELL ARE WE?"
"we're in the veil 0f the new sessi0n s00n to be, 0n 0ne 0f the mete0rs"
"WAIT, LIKE ON OF THE METEROS BOUND TO BE LAUNCHED AT THE NEW PLANET?"
"i d0n't think s0. this seems t0 be a special 0ne c0nsidering there's a lab and many r00ms 0n it"
"OH, WELL THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR I GUESS. EVERYONE JUST STAY IN THIS ROOM AND DON'T GO ANYWHERE UNLESS YOU TELL ME SO. I'M STILL YOUR LEADER AND I DON'T NEED US FALLING APART NOW."
"Oh come oooooooon now karkat." Vriska replied slyly, and in her normal crude manner. "We're going to 8e here foreeeeeeeever. So what if we want to explore a little?"
"GOG DAMN IT I SAID NO VRISKA. NOW I'M GOING TO TRY AND GET SOME SLEEP. NO ONE KILL ANYONE WHILE I'M OUT." and with that he laid up against a wall and closed his eyes. He fell asleep quickly, still exhausted from that final battle.
Elsewhere, a new planet was given life. It was called Earth. Over a course of years, the humans who inhabited it expanded and evolved. They developed agriculture, and that then gave into machinery. Machinery then turned into technology. But technology would be it's end. Technology was applicable to everything, technology was applicable to war. Wars had always been a part of life but now they were much deadlier and expanded much more. In the year 2002, earth finnaly gave into the biggest war it had ever seen, The Mushroom War. A powerful bomb was dropped, releasing a gret evil known as The Lich. The Lich would only speed up The Mushroom War, causing destruction of most life and annihilating a whole chunk of the world. Eventually lie would reform, The Lich would be trapped by the hero Billy, and new colonies would form on the globe as well as new life. New creatures appeared, magic arose in the world, and kingdoms and lands were set up across the new world. Our story begins in The Land of Ooo. Humanity had all but gone extinct at this point… for the most part. One boy, Finn The Human is now questionably the last survivor of his race. Finn is currently standing in his bedroom, and he and three friend are about to embark on one of the greatest journeys of their lives.
== Be Finn
You are now Finn the Human. You are alone in your house you share with your best friend Jake. You are in your room and standing with your laptop in your arms. You found it on one of your last journeys along with a whole load of treasure from the past. That tends to happen when you go fighting ground trolls out of an old electronics store that was supposed to be lost in time. You managed to get laptops for all your friends. You, Jake, Princess Bubblegum, and Marceline all had laptops now. You also all used this program you found called Pesterchum. You were using it to talk to your friends whenever you couldn't hang out in real life. Bubblegum had set up an internet connection just for the four of you to use Pesterchum. Today, you were planning on using it. Jake had found a game called SBURB and you two decided you wanted to try it. Jake found out when it randomly appeared in the mailbox one day. The game said it required at least two players but four to six was ideal. You had gotten Princess Bubblegum to agree but Maceline said no. It seemed she saw playing a game over your new laptops as childish. She said she was just going to write new songs that day instead of playing with you three, despite your pretty much begging to get her to play.
You set your laptop down on a desk and turn it on. Jake was currently at Lady Rainicorn's house, watching the place for the last few days while she was visiting her family. You pen your laptop and are near instantly receiving a request from him to chat. You had been using Pesterchum for the past few days to chat while he was away. Now it was time to prepare for your radical new game.
justiceKingpin [JK] began pestering radicalDude [RD]
JK: finn
JK: your name is still generic
RD: Hahaha, shut up man
RD: How's it going over there
JK: pretty boring just stuck here alone
JK: hey you ready to play sburb
RD: Man I was born ready
JK: sweet lets start it up
JK: you open it first and ill be your server player thing
RD: Alright man
RD: You get Marcy to join yet
JK: nope
JK: guess you didnt either huh
RD: Nope
JK: yeah weve all tried brother
JK: she just doesnt seem interested in playing a game with us
RD: Man it just won't be as fun without her
RD: 3 is an odd number
RD: We need her to join
RD: 3 just isn't as mathmateical as 4
JK: heh heh
JK: well try and talk her into it again while it uploads
RD: Alright I think I will
RD: In song from this time
JK: alright good luck with that
JK: im going to pester you again when your games set up
JK: later brother
RD: Later Jake
justiceKingpin [JK] ceased pestering radicalDude [RD]
Alright, time to break down a sick new beat that'll get Marceline on her feet.
== Be Marceline
You are now Marceline, and it looks like Finn is pestering you. Probably trying to convince you to play his dumb game with him, Jake, and the princess again, typical. Oh well, might as well entertain him.
radicalDude [RD] began pestering mischievousChaos [MC]
MC: what is it finn?
RD: Oh oh
RD: Check out this sick beat here
RD: And listen princess of fear
RD: Yo we got team in need of a player
RD: Won't you come help us be our dragon slayer
RD: Cause I know you want to
RD: Who Yeah that's right you
RD: Want to join us in our mathematical quest
RD: Come and join up with the best
MC: what was that?
RD: That was my song to get you motivated to join
RD: Did it work
MC: umm… no.
RD: Aww man
RD: Please Marcy?
MC: i said no finn.
RD: Why not
MC: because the game seems dumb.
MC: do you even know the point or story to it?
RD: Umm, no
RD: It just says an experience of a lifetime
RD: And an immersive game which you interact with in real life
RD: Sounds cool doesn't it
MC: no finn.
MC: no it doesn't.
RD: :|
MC: what is that?
RD: That's my serious face
RD: Because i'm seriously disappointed
MC: sorry finn.
MC: tell you what.
MC: i'll write a song about you dwebs playing a game so you can listen to it while you play, kay?
RD: Haha sure thing
RD: Well my game's done downloading so i'll see you later Marcy
MC: later finn.
radicalDude [RD] ceased pestering mischievousChaos [MC]
Well enough of that. You grab your base and head upstairs to get your recording gear. You set it up in your living room, that way you can quick grab food in the middle of recording if you get hungry. You begin to tune your bass and play some radical songs. You open up your recording software and turn on your mic. You finger hits the first three notes before Pesterchum beeps for your attention and ruins your song. *Ugh* probably should have shut that down first. Now what loser is begging you to play this… hold on. Who's this?
gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling mischievousChaos [MC]
MC: hey who are you?
MC: what do you want?
GC: H3H3H3H3H
MC: oh my glob, what is with your typing?
GC: H3Y DON'T MOCK M3 1 H4V3 4 D1S4B1L1TY :[
MC: sure you do.
MC: now who are you and what do you want?
GC: C4LM DOWN FUSSY P4NTS
GC: C4NT 4 TROLL JUST H4V3 4 CONV3RS4T1ON W1TH SOM3ON3 W1THOUT R3C31V1NG SO MUCH 4TT1TUD3
MC: how did a troll figure out to use a computer?
MC: aren't you supposed to not be bright and use your strength?
GC: B3L13V3 M3
GC: W3 4R3 TH1NK1NG OF TWO TOT4LLY D1F3R3NT TROLLS
MC: right…
MC: well if you can't see i'm suite busy.
GC: NO 1 C4NT S33 YOU
GC: 1M BL1ND
MC: oh sorry i didn't know.
MC: wait, if your blind how are you reading this?
GC: 1 C4N SM3LL 4ND T4ST3 YOUR WORDS
GC: YOURS T4ST3 LIK3 SOUR BLU3B3RRY
MC: is this some kind of joke?
MC: how did you even get this handle anyway?
GC: F1N3 1LL G3T TO TH3 PO1NT
GC: YOU R34LLY N33D TO R3CONS1D3R PL4Y1NG TH4T G4M3 W1TH YOUR FR13NDS
MC: how do you even know…
GC: H3H3H3H3H3H3H
GC: 1 JUST DO 4ND YOU N33D TO JO1N TH3M
MC: look I'll cut you a deal.
MC: if their lives depend on me playing that game i'll join them.
GC: 1T W1LL
MC: what?!
GC: BY3 BY3 ;]
gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling mischievousChaos [MC]
MC: hey wait!
MC: ugh.
What was that all about? That person was very weird. But now they DO have you reconsidering. Will their lives really depend on you? You decide enough thinking about this is enough, you're not going let her get into your head. You pester Finn again and see his baby boy blue letters collide with your own midnight blue letters.
mischievousChaos [MC] began pestering radicalDude [RD]
MC: finn, i've changed my mind.
MC: i'll play your stupid game with you guys.
RD: Really
RD: Sweet what changed your mind
MC: oh just something that happened.
RD: What
MC: nevermind it now.
MC: so what do you need me to do?
RD: Ok after Jake's messed around with my thing i'll be your server player
MC: ok, what's that?
RD: I dunno
RD: I think it has to do with the real life interactions bit
MC: oh, ok.
RD: Sweet
RD: Download the thing and i'll pester you when i'm ready to be your server player
RD: Later Marcy
MC: see you then finn.
radicalDude [RD] ceased pestering mischievousChaos [MC]
Alright then. You shut off all your recording gear and pack it back upstairs. You then head to your couch and just float there laptop ready. You download the copy of SBURB that was sent to you and wait for Finn to reach you again. You wonder just what's going to go on with your game. You have no idea.
You have no idea Marceline, no idea. Alright hope you enjoyed the first chapter, stay tuned for more.