I don't own Pokemon.
Hikari was bored. Bored. Bored….bored…..bored…..
Do you mind NOT echoing?
Woah, woah, woah, since when could you comment, Plot?
Idk. Since now?
"I'M STILL BORED!" Hikari said, so she teleported to the world of Authors and Important Plot Characters.
MEANWHILE, IN THE REALM OF AUTHORS AND IMPORTANT PLOT CHARACTERS…..
That was my dramatic scene-changing voice, how do you like it?
No.
Dammit.
Hi people! While Plot and Kiwi are having an argument, I will be your narrator! Call me Sparky, cuz I'm Kiwi's Luxray! DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE SPARK. Anyway, Hikari decided to take advantage of the argument to raid the cookie fridge. She was a Pokefication of the author, what did you expect? So, she stealthed through the pitch-black kitchen, continuously rolling into stuff (Legend of Zelda styled!) till she found the fridge. 'Score!' She thought, as she opened the door in triumph…
…To find no Wonder Honey cookies. But it was to be expected. After all, what being could resist a cookie made from Honey and Wonder Gummis? And it's fat-free!
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOEEEEEESSSSS!" She screamed in defeat. "GIIIIIVVVEEEE MMEEEEEHHHH MMMMAAAAIIII COOOOKKKIIIIEEESSSS BAAAAAACCCKKK! She somehow managed to add without taking a breath.
Meanwhile, Crimson was OM NOM NOMing the cookies, as if he was the reincarnation of the Cookie Monster.
The End