I am TheUltimateBookNerd this is my first so no fire please! BUT REVIEW OR ELSE MARMADUKE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A LIKE A…LIKE A DOG! Oh yeah! Well here goes nothing.
Max: Hey Nudge go make me hot chocolate now! Nudge: NO! Do it yourself I am busy. Gazzy: Yeah right. With what? Just go make the flock hot chocolate with exactly 3 orange marshmallows now! Nudge: I am so busy this weird chick The Ultimate Book Nerd sent me an email saying something like…OMG I CANT BELIEVE I FOUND OUT YOUR ACTUAL EMAIL AAAAH I AM LITERALLY JUMPING UP AND DOWN THROWING NUTELLA EVERYWHERE! Don't tell me that evil Dylan is still with the flock if he is send him to me I need something else to throw darts at instead of his picture!Now facetime me or else! From The Ultimate Book Nerd. Max: YES! Lets celebrate I can finally get rid of Dylan! Oh yeah uh huh do the disco its my birthday oh yeah! Iggy pops in out of no where. Iggy: Even though I'm blind I could sense you were dancing don't ever do that again you are terrible at it! Iggy leaves but not before flinging chunky peanut butter at Max. Max: FANG GET YOUR WINGED SELF IN HERE WE ARE GETTING RID OF DYLAN! Fang flys in with a box duct taped shut. Fang: Way ahead of ya'll. Max: did you just say ya'll and why are you wearing Nudge's cowboy boots there pink and sparkly wont that ruin your so called "image"? Angel: I know why he is Max I read his mind he is tired of the quiet bad boy thing so he wants to do a cowboy theme and Nudge's boots were the only ones he could find. Iggy: Whatever people lets just send Dylan away! So they send Dylan away. Nudge: I forgot to tell you that girl book nerd who emailed me also said "btw you guys need to come to my house if you don't I will kidnap err flock nap all of you and force you to eat…TUNA! DUH DUH DUUUUH! Meet me at Burger Kings tomorrow at lunchtime a.k.a 12:00. The flock in unison: NUDGE! Fang: lets just go tomorrow then ditch her simple as that. So they go inside and watch team umizoomi and yo gabba gabba all night. Max Pov. I woke up at 11:00 then realized only an hour til lunchtime nooooooo! So I woke up the flock by grabbing Angel's bagpipes and trying to play them(WHAT YOU THINK JUST CUZ SHES SIX ANGEL CANT PLAY THE BAGPIPES WELL YOU UNDERESTIMATED HER!) "DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN I THINK IM GONNA GO DEAF!" the flock screamed in unison. So we went to burger king and saw some girl sitting at the im guessing nerd table because it had a sign that said nerd table so we went up to her and asked if she knew the book screamed "MAX IM THE BOOK NERD AAAH! Wanna know where i put Dylan in the dump it was funny. Anyways come to my house please i have fresh homemade cookies." i made a very important decision then and there that we were definitly going to this girls house.