Chapter 1, He Said, She Said:
Miley sat in her sat in her 8th hour study hall. She finished her work a while ago, and was now writing a new song for Hannah. Alright, here's what the song's about. It's about her and Jake. See, he really likes her, and shows it. She really likes him back, but hides it. Instead, she acts like a major brat. The first line in the song about her refers to the school dance. She could tell by everyone's reaction to her red dress, that she looked good. (AN: I don't own this song, and neither does Miley/Hannah. It's Ashley Tisdale's.) After class, she went to her locker, and saw Jake heading for detention. "Wow. Someone actually had the nerve to give Jake Ryan the zombie slayer detention." "That's right. I'm a bad-boy." "And I'm still unimpressed." "How am I still losing, but you keep wining?" "I'm gifted. Besides where have you been all day?" "Principal's office. Cause' I'm that bad. But I still look good." "Can you go one minute without talking about yourself?" "I could talk about how amazing you are." He smiled hopefully. She just rolled her eyes and said, "Oh please. You drive me nuts."
Three weeks later, Hannah concert:
"Alright y'all. I got a new song for ya.
(AN: I changed some lines, but this is mostly the edited version.)
Boy walk in the spot, he's so fresh an'
He got what he needs, impressin'
Just look at the way that he dressin'
Ain't no question, chicks like what
Girl walk in the spot, she stop traffic
She got everything, you can't pass it
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic, boys like ohh
(Chorus)
Maybe I can see us bein' like that
Maybe I can see us dancin' like that
Maybe I can see us chillin' like that
We don't need no more that he said, she said
(Chorus again)
He said girl ya winnin'
She said boy where ya been at
Stop talkin' for a minute
Just like that they
He said you're amazin'
She said you drive me crazy
No more deliberatin'
Whatcha' doin' let's get movin'
Just like that they
Boy actin' as if there's no pressure
He'd do anything to impress her
He'd say anything to just win her
Money spent to diamond center
Girl playin' it cool, but she's winnin'
She lovin' the fact that she's gifted
Everything that he do, she gets lifted
Feels so wicked, doesn't like what
(Chorus 2x)
He said girl ya winnin'
She said boy where ya been at
Stop talkin' for a minute
Just like that they
He said you're amazin'
She said you drive me crazy
No more deliberatin'
Whatcha' doin' let's get movin
Just like that they
One day with you, boy, just one day with you
Everything so brand new, everyday I think up
Bein' with you, no one else but us two
All our dreams would come true
If we just get together
(Chorus 2x)
He said girl ya winnin'
She said boy where ya been at
Stop talkin' for a minute
Just like that they
He said you're amazin'
She said you drive me crazy
No more deliberatin'
Whatcha' doin', let's get movin'
Just like that they
We don't need no more that he said she said
We don't need no more that he said she said
Thanks for coming! Good night everybody!"
With that, she headed off stage, and into her dressing room. EW! She was sweating through her wig. She pulled it off, and mopped the sweat off. Then there was a knock at the door. 'Finally, Lily's here.' She went to the door and opened it. "Miley?"
