Okay this is like my first ever Fan Fiction, and well it's about S.T.A.R.S and all about before the mansion incident, i kinda wanted to make it abit funny yet serious, i may base later chapters around Brad, as he is an awesome character. Please be nice, this is my first try. xD
"Chris, ARG, you never bother tidying up your desk, like come on man, we are meant to be the S.T.A.R.S team and you're there with a desk with Nuts magazine placed over the files we actually need to read!" Jill was placing her hands on her hips all anime like and frowning at Chris as she said this.
Jill Valentine, she was one of the only females in the whole of the S.T.A.R.S department, she was a medium sized woman, and had a good figure, she also had short light brown hair which was tucked neatly into a blue beret only revealing her fringe, she also wore a normal RPD outfit, only she just looked more cool than any normal officer, she also had been given the nickname "master of unlocking" due to her excellent thief skills. Chris Redfield or just Redfield as Wesker seems to call him, a bit like how we call Wesker, Wesker instead of Albert, see? Anyway, Chris was standing near his desk, a dumb- founded look on his thin face and a soda in his hand, he was wearing green combat trousers and boots, with a S.T.A.R.S shirt on, his brown/ blackish hair was short and spiked up almost, making him look like a 25year old or so, which just happened to be his age! Gasp.
"Oh, Jill, don't have a go at the guy just for reading NUTS magazine, like come on, us REAL men need mags like this! Like, women! Don't expect any help on a Thursday!" Barry interrupted on Jill's rant, immediately after Barry said this, five of the other S.T.A.R.S. men, appeared out of nowhere, those men being, Joseph, Edward, Forest, Richard, and Kenneth, all started singing the great escape tune just like it does on the advert. )
"Yeah, Jill! Like I am a MAN, I read NUTS, and I read it with pride!" Chris said whilst sticking his chest out and placing his head up high, he then continued. "Like come on, the only guy in here who won't read NUTS is Brad, and that's because he aint even man enough to get a $10 whore to go home with him!" Laughter then burst out in the room. Meanwhile Brad who was sitting at his desk quietly just hung his head down, and attempted to give off a little smile, just to play along with Chris' harsh words.
Fucking assholes, one day I'll show them, I'll show them that I can fight, and I'll punch that bastard Chris in the fucking fac…
Brads thoughts were then interrupted by a sighing Jill who had walked over to him and placed her hand on his shoulder.
"Don't worry, they're just joking" She spoke calmly and reassuringly to Brad. He just looked up at her and nodded.
Just joking…They are always, just joking.
Okay, I'll try write some more and add it, by the way this is like the first propar fan fiction i have ever done, so, yeah, more coming soon.