Weekly Hans von Hozel Challenge - Week 10
For week ending: Sunday, September 18
Theme: Pam's first celebrity vampire child
Pam – Master, Master it has come to my attention Queen Sophia is interested in turning a human in your area. The blood bag was named Sookie.
ERIC – Ahhh that is why Bill has moved back to Area 5. Most interesting. We must capture this human and turn. Wait what do you mean by "was".
PAM – While I was in New Orleans she passed out before me. Intoxicated. She looked at me and said "Sookie is in the houuuuse". I grabbed her, drained her and know she is my new child. Child quickly come. Eric let me introduce you to Sookie.
ERIC – Interesting she is vampire however she has maintained her orange human color. Sookie why is the Queen interested in you and why are you orange?
CHILD – Sookie who is this Sookie? I'm Snookie, wooooohoooo, look my thong matches my thong. Any GUIDO vampires in the house. Wooooohoooo.
ERIC – What is this?
PAM – FUCK! A! ZOMBIE!...HARD!
ERIC – Pam?
PAM – Perhaps she can keep Bubba company?
ERIC – Very well just rip out her voice box.