This is my First fanfic! Well... First of all, I was born in (and still live in) South Korea. So I might make many grammer mistakes and my vocab isn't very good.

Please enjoy this (wierd) fanfic!!!!!

Chapter 1

Fowl Manor

"Arty!" Angeline screamed, tears streaming from her eyes, "your father-Timmy-is gone!"

"Have you tried phoning him, Mother?" Fowl the second asked, frowning, "He might have gone for a walk or-"

"-I mean he disappeared, into thin air!"cut through Angeline, sobbing uncontrollably.

"WHAT?" Artemis shouted, turning to get the phone.

"We need to call the Police!" Artemis's mother screamed, "And, and..."

Artemis turned around at the sudden silence. His mother was gone. She had disappeared, into thin air. He ran up the stairs, reaching for the fairy communicator. Then, he called for Captain Holly Short.

Haven City

The moment the communicator rang, Holly knew it was Artemis. Only one person would be calling right now... Holly thought, What is it this time?

"Holly, this is an emergency," a voice rang through the communicator.

"Is this another twin thing?"

"No! Both my parents have disappeared, INTO THIN AIR!"

"Are you sure, Artemis? Because I'm a little busy here, since I've gotten myself in the LEPrecon Unit," Holly frowned.

Artemis was trying franticly to explain what had happened. Holly's frown deepened with every word. What was this? A magic show? How did they disappear into thin air?

"Artemis, I'll let you talk with Foaly, Okay?" Holly replied, her face serious, "Maybe he can help?" She handed Foaly the communicator.

"I'll run a search for your parents, Fowl," Foaly, who thought maybe the great Artemis Fowl have gone crazy, said the moment it was handed to him, typing away, "Maybe they're here..."

"Thank you, Foaly," Artemis sighed. Maybe they would be there...

A sickening moment passed. Then Foaly cried out suddenly. "I found them, they're at a wizard school called Hogwarts."

"Wizard school?" Artemis said disbelievingly. "Honestly, Foaly, there are no time for you and your silly-"

"-Hogwarts is located in London, and is a very famous school among wizards. Wizards preform magic of any kind by using wands." Foaly interrupted, "Hogwarts teaches their children to control and use their magic. Normal people, also known as Muggles, do not know of their existence, for Hogwarts is invisible to them... Sort of another species of humans, I guess."

"Hmmm," Artemis mused, "Could this be real?"

"The only way to find out is to go there, I guess."

Diagon Alley, London

With the help of Foaly and his technology, Artemis and Holly was able to go in Hogwarts as Fifth-graders. They were in Diagon alley, escorted by Hagrid.

"Remember to speak English, Holly." Artemis whispered.

"I know, Artemis" Holly whispered back, speaking in Arabic by mistake, "D'arvit! Oops.."

Artemis rolled his eyes. Then Hagrid suddenly stopped. Artemis bumped into him and fell on the floor. That man was as big as Butler! Artemis stood up, and the three peered into the shop.

"Welcome!" A man croaked from a corner, "Do you need wands?"

The man stood up and carried some boxes to them. After several tries, Artemis was paired with a wand made of holly and fragments of an unicorn's horn, Holly with a wand made of maple and and a feather of a Pegasus' wing.

They bought all of their school books and when Hagrid left for the washrooms, bumped into a blond boy.

"Never seen you before," The boy said, "You must be first years."

"For your information, we are fifth-graders," Artemis said coldly, "We are new here, but we are in fifth grade."

"Well, I'm Draco Malfoy," the blond boy frowned, confused.

"Artemis Fowl," Artemis replied, holding out his hand, "and this is Capt- Holly Short." Artemis glanced nervously at Holly, whose pointed ears were hidden by her hair.

Malfoy, creeped out because of Artemis's cold voice, left the two. Anyways, the half-giant, Hagrid was coming.

"Hi, Hagrid," a voice said behind Artemis and Holly.

"Hi, 'arry!" Hagrid bellowed, his voice cheery. "Um...This is Artemis Fowl and Holly Short."

"Hi," A boy with dark, messy hair said, "I'm Harry. Harry Potter,"

"I'm Hermione Granger." beamed a girl with curly brown hair.

"And I'm Ron Weasly." muttered a red head boy.

"Pleased to meet you," Holly smiled. They look kind enough.

Artemis didn't say anything. He just made a little smile at them. Who knows? Maybe they could help with finding his parents...

"Gotta get goin' now." Hagrid boomed right in Artemis's ear, "Lots of things to do!"

King's Cross, Platform 93/4

"This is cool, isn't it, Artemis?" Holly beamed.

"I'd rather ride on a private jet," muttered Artemis, shifting in his best Armani suit.

"Ha, ha Artemis," Holly teased, punching Artemis in the shoulder. "Just wait until we get there. I bet it's going to be great."

"We are not going for vacation," Artemis scowled, "We need to find-"

"What's with the Armani, anyways?" Holly snickered, "We are not going on a business trip," She said, mimicking the scowling mud-boy.

Artemis ignored the statement. "Come on, it's time."

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"Can we sit- Oh, hello," It was the red-headed boy they had met at Diagon alley.

"Have a seat," Artemis grumbled.

"Thanks," said another. (Harry Artemis remembered.)

"So.. What's your story?" Hermione asked, "With the Armani...?" She added, eying Artemis.

"It's just his everyday clothing," Holly laughed.

"Captain!" Artemis said sternly, "I believe I am not in a condition to take anymore of your ridiculous jokes! "

Ron was clearly puzzled, "Captain?"

Artemis scowled at his clumsiness. What was he going to now? Tell them Holly was a Captain of the LEPrecon Unit? I think not! What was going to happen? Was Hol-

"Snacks, anyone?" A woman interrupted, "We have some muggle snacks today, too!"

"I'll take some," Harry said.

"I think I'll try some..." Holly said, "What about you, Artemis?"

"No thank you," Artemis grumbled. Great. They were expecting him to eat this!