A REALLY STUPID DIALOUGE STORY!!!
Disclaimer: No body is mine in this one. Not even the name Tandy is not mine, it belongs to Piers Anthony.
Chapter one: Starting Up!
Tandy: Hello folks!
Aud: Hi Professer Tandy!
Tandy: Today we are going to try to figure out just what makes Artemis Fowl go tick tick tick. oH, aRTY!
Artemis: What!? I'm brushing my teeth!
Tandy: (hisses this) Stop it!! ( smiles and snaps fingers, two burly dudes drag Artemis by his ankles)
Artemis: Ow! Stop it! That hurts!
Aud.: Awww! Too Bad!
Tandy: That's right! Now, let's get started. (points to desk) Artemis, sit there.
Artemis: Oh, all right. I enjoy a challenge, anyway. Bring it on!
Tandy: And now, the test! Brought out by our special guest, Foaly!
Audience: Yea!!!
Foaly: Ooops. I was supposed to give that test to Artemis? I thought I was supposed to take it!
Tandy: (looks over paper) HA! There, you missed one. Question Number 1001: Why is the sky blue?
Foaly: Wha? How could I have missed that one?
Tandy: Looks like it' s time for a
LIGHTNING ROUND!!!!!!
That was short, but sweet. Come back next chapter, to see Foaly and Artemis go at it! Love ya,
Tandy