2nd fanfic, a RoWen kidnapping, a secret academy made to form the ultimate non-magic army, a kind teacher, a harsh headmistress, and a confused Romeo and Wendy at the center of it all, all of the good stuff, hope you enjoy!

He has on a black tank top, held up by a collar around his neck, and black pants, she has on a sleeveless midriff, black, also held up by the collar around her neck.

She has on a mini-skirt, black, with black leggings underneath, both don black lace up combat boots, and the black bracelets fastened around their wrists have five studs on them, to show they are fifth year students.

She grabs his hand and squeeze's it. "I am very scared right now."

He nods in response,

"Let's climb up to the roof and look in through one of the sky-lights."

Without even thinking, she leaps into his folded hands and he launches her up onto the ceiling, she leans back and grabs his head, swinging him over her head onto the roof alongside her.

They peer into the guild hall, it hasn't changed since they were there last.

Natsu and Gray and fighting, Lucy is hiding behind the bar, Erza is eating an impossibly large hunk of cake, Elfman is screaming all sorts of weird things about manliness, and then Evergreen slaps him.

He stares at her, "That slap was a MAN, Evergreen! I'll show you what a MAN I am!" He shouts, then he picks her up and tosses her across the room, Mira is onstage singing, Gajeel is eagerly awaiting his turn, all is well.

Then Natsu bumps Erza's elbow, and her cake falls to the floor.

"My- S-Strawberry, c-cake..." She sobs.

"You IDIOT!"

CRASH!

"AHHHHHHHHHH!"

Now the brawl begins, Mira jumps from the stage to break it up, and Gajeel grabs his chance. He sits on Mira's stool and begins to strum his guitar,

"Iron, crush my heart, Shoo-bee-do-bop! Metal, grind my soul,

Shoo-bee-do-bop!"

"Shut up!" The entire guild shouts.

Tomatoes fly, so do people.

"They haven't changed one bit, huh?" She asks, staring in though the skylight.

"Nope, go Natsu-nii!" He says, pumping his fist.

They are about to head back when giant hands grab the back of each of their uniforms.

They are pulled down and turned around.

"What do you brats think your doing? Clambering all over my guild hall?"

The master asks them.

She doesn't think, it's a reflex thats been hammered into her over the past five years, she swings her leg in a smooth arc, kicking the masters wrist in just the right spot, he drops her as his entire arm goes limp.

"What the heck are you..." He sees their faces, drops the boy out of shock.

"No, no way, Romeo? Wendy?"

Sorry its so short! Please let me know through reviews if I should continue this or not, thanks!