One day, there was a man named Lewis. Lewis liked pie, he liked pie very much, so much that some would say he had a obsession with pie. He eats pie almost every day. He always eats pie, no matter the consequences, because of his liking for pie. People often said that Lewis was strange, unfunny, or annoying. However, Lewis was not bothered by these remarks, as he considered pie to be more important than opinions. He started to develop a following, because some others liked pie as well. However, this following was not big enough to overcome the people who liked cake.