Ok first off my knowledge of adventure time is not 100% so dont get mad at me failing with facts and stuff so….let's just say it's all prismo's fault and then i'm in the clear because he did time stuff. (even though I think prismo is pretty cool)
Now the pairing in this will be quite obscure because nobody has really done this much so the girls are: samantha (the anthro dog from the pit),LSP *angry reader punch* ok,ok chill I was kidding,it's really breakfast princess, and jungle princess. (and if I feel like it or you guys want I will ad the water nymphs)
Now i'm sorry if this is crap because it probably will be.
"Normal speaking" "normal thinking" "demon/monster speaking" "demon/monster thinking"
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Finn was once again walking his way around the land of Ooo like normal trying to find something to do, someone to save or a dungeon to crawl.
Sadly Jake could not be with him due to the fact that he had his 4 year anniversary with Lady rainicorn so they would be gone for about two weeks having some time to themselves.
He kinda wished he had a relationship like that. The last one he had was with FP and he kinda fucked that . He had closer with that now. He still hated himself for messing his first proper relationship up but he and the ruler of the fire kingdom had spoken and he had gotten over his large crush on her and were just good friends now.
He was walking through a dark forest when he found a cabin.
"YES hopefully some evil witch I need to slay." Finn thought was he walked towards the cabin.
"Hello?" Finn asked knocking on the door.
" ." the person who answered said.
The person who opened the door was someone he happened to know. It was the anthropomorphic dog he met when he saved jake and killed the blood demon who hated his adoptive father or stealing his blood.
"Oh you're that human boy who is friend with the male dog,right?" the women named Samantha said.
"Oh yea we saved you when me and LR saved jake and killed the blood demon." Finn said smiling at her.
"Well I am able to mate with humans and birth dog and human mixes if what mother told me is true. He seems nice. If that rainicorn has the dog then I have to change options. And he even seems to be an improvement." Samantha said looking at the now 17 year old Finn with some small amount of lust due to the fact he looked more mature and handsome looking because of his growth since freeing her from that demon she tried to kill.
Finn had changed over the years. His hat was now a hood connected to his shirt and was a little loose allowing you to see some of his hair and had an extension of two polar bear paws with large claws going down his back like a scarf, the cloth it was attached to was wrapped around his neck in a scarf like way showing he now had a bear scarf as well.
A small strand of hair poked out of the bear hood.
He had a longer blue shirt now hiding the small armband that was the grass sword. He also had some jeans as well showing he had truly grown up from the young to mid age teen that people knew. He carried his normal green backpack with the Finn sword on his back. Finn accidentally absorbed the soul inside of the sword making the bonus to his power permanent, not just when he used the Finn sword. (for those who do not know Finn's power is doubled when using the Finn sword as stated on the wiki)
"Say you know any hero stuff to do around here? Jake's on a anniversary holiday and i'm bored." Finn asked the dog women that honestly he found quite sexy. Due to the fact she was wearing some different,tighter clothes and seemed to have grown slightly too since the pit,mostly in the chest and but department having some nice E's and a plump ass.
The attractive dog women was also wearing some tight jeans that showed off her ass and she had a sleeveless white shirt that showed off her nice bust rarther then the plain white dress she was wearing when she got captured.
"Yea theres one around here I was planning on raiding this weekend I could give you a hand if you want." Samantha said.
"Wait you dungeon crawl?" Finn asked. "Oh all the time, when I was captured I wandered into the demon's lair and he got the jump on me." Samantha explained.
"Ok so meet up in about thirty minutes?" Finn suggested. "Sure." the fured beauty said. "Radical. Ok i'll be waiting." Finn said going in the direction Samantha pointed.
30 mins later dungeon entrance
Samantha showed up an time with a large rucksack most likely for holding all the loot. He also had a black with wooden grip long barrel revolver in a holster strapped to her hip and some brown fingerless gloves.
"Wow you're pretty experienced at this then." Finn said commenting on all the gear she had brought especially with guns being almost nonexistent after the mushroom war.
"Yea I like fighting and adventuring a lot. Most beautiful women sit around and wait for a rich or strong man to come around and give them anything they want or need. Those women disgust me.I can do things myself and I refuse to be weak. And that's how I started adventuring traveling around,dungeon crawling,collecting powerful artifacts like my gun and gloves,fighting powerful monsters and getting stronger in general." Samantha said explaining her drive in life. Finn listened and agreed with her throught he also hated people like that, women could be just as and more powerful adventurers then men. The more powerful part definitely being shown by the powers of FP.
"Yea totaly,also what do your gloves do?" Finn asked pointing to the brown cloth on her hands. (hazama's glove's. From blazblue)
"Oh nothing much, they just boost my speed and strength immensely. Let me show you." Samantha said as she walked up to the blocked entrance. She then broke through the thick rock with a single punch. She then looked back and smirked at Finn's shocked face, she then turned around and started to walk into the now open dungeon.
"Is it strange that I find her being a badass attractive." Finn thought to himself as he started to follow her.
They continued to walk through the dungeon Finn being the torch carrier.
Samantha punched through another sealed door with her immense strength. Finn reacted quickly and cut the stone golem behind the door in two with the immense power and sharpness of the grass sword.
"Thanks." Samantha said smiling at him. "No probs." Finn said back. "Yea definitely an improvement over the male dog. And….. .GLOB. is that. It's so big. " Samantha thought blushing seeing Finn was a bit excited due to the bulge in his pants. Hopefully she caused it.
Luckily for Finn they found a save room with a nice place for a campfire. Both were quite tired. They had been going through this dungeon all day.
"Hopefully my junk calms down. O glob she did see it. Why does she have to be so fucking sexy." Finn thought also blushing not wanting his new friend to see his attraction for her,currently being shown by his dick.
"We should camp here." Finn said. "Yea good idea" Samantha said.
"SHIT. urrrrrrrrr I may have forgotten to bring my camping gear I did not think this place would be so big." Samantha said.
"It's cool I have a spare sleeping .urrrrrrrrrrrr only one tent." Finn said blushing at the fact they would have to share tents.
After a night full as Finn blushing his ass off with Samantha cuddling him in her sleep.
"Ok we should able to get to the end of this place. This is probably this biggest dungeon I have ever crawled." Finn said finishing packing up their stuff. Sadly they had no food. Maybe after they got out of here he could stop by breakfast princess's place and get some food she did owe him quite a lot with the amount of times he kicked the ice king out of her room.
It was sad seeing ice king these days. Knowing that an honest and good man was trapped by the ice king or more accurately the crown. It made Finn angry that he could not fix it. When the few times where Simon was able to speak out for even just a small amount of time and from the the stories he had heard from Marcy. Simon seemed to be a very good person. And seeing him be a fat,disgusting princess kidnapper made him angry. Being a hero did that to you.
After some more crawling they finally came upon the final room and what this place was, was revealed a sign read. "The chamber of are master, the lich." this was the lich's lair. Explains the hords of zombies on the lower levels. Luckily he had found a way to make the grass sword cut the air. Making an invisible air blade able to cut through weak hordes of monsters. Samantha seemed to be more suited more stronger single opponents not large hoards.
"Really this guy. AGAIN. We won't he just die." Finn said very pissed off that there were still remnants of this guy.
"Wait the evil world ending Lich? *slow sad nod*. Sweet that means some sweet loot." Samantha said looking around the room for some loot.
"Ok just don't touch and ancient evil looking runes or somshit. We don't want this guy reviving…...Again." Finn said warning his sexy dog companion.
"How many times have you dealt with this guy." Samantha said inspecting an emerald necklace.
"Like about…..you know I lost fucking count he is that persistent!" Finn said still pissed.
"Hey look at that." Samantha said pointing to an important looking lockbox. "Dibbs." Finn said quickly grabbing it.
Inside were six rings. All with platinum bands. The gems were all black then threel changed colour. One turned into a beautiful looking brown. One turning into an emerald that almost glowed. And one was a strange but beautiful looking mix of yellow and white. And there were three others but they stayed the same and had the words "yet to be decided" engraved on the platinum and the gems stayed black as the Lich's soul.
Inside was a note saying. "The rings take on the attributes of the lovers." why in the hell would the LICH have something that seemed to be a box of magical engagement rings. Really weird.
"Rings? Well the brown one looks so lovely but I don't really like the others." Samantha ring with the brown gem entrancing her.
"Hello the human." a dark,disembodied raspy voice said.
"O my glob." Finn said under his breath. Know who it was.
"Great your back. What's your plan THIS time." Finn said sick to death of this guy.
"For you to DIE!" the Lich said before fading away
Then the dungeon started the crumble. "Finn it's coming down we need to get the FUCK out of here!" Samantha said shouting to him the breaking out into a sprint.
"The exit is blocked." Finn said, getting to the exit only to find a mass of rubble there block the way out.
"We *huff* made *huff* it." Finn said panting along with Samantha. "Well we managed to get a good bit of loot so no harm done." Samantha said shaking around her mostly full loot bag.
"Well that was fun. Say want to go get some food at breakfast kingdom with me?" Finn asked Samantha.
" first~." Samantha said sensually before she kissed him.
Finn was shocked and quite aroused at the fact Samantha was kissing shrugged and put his hand around her waist and started kissing back.
After about fifteen more seconds of making out they both broke apart panting. "Wow." Samantha said. "yea. want to keep going?" Finn asked still holding her. "Glob yes!" the dog women said before kissing him again this time they started using their tongues in the mix so when they broke apart again a trail of saliva connected their mouths.
"Why do you have to be so hot." Finn said before kissing her back.
Breakfast kingdom: palace
"Hey anybody here!" Finn shouted.
"Wait lord Finn? please enter." a random syrup gard said opening the door for them.
"Hey you know where BP is?" Finn asked the guard.
"She is in her training chamber sir Finn." the guard said closing the door and pointing to another one Finn had not seen in the castle before.
The new couple entered the door to see a dark room filled with sand fill dummies all the different types of knives stuck in a vital point of the body.
"Who goes there… oh Finn it's you!" the person that was suddenly behind them said holding large razor sharp bread knifes to their throats before the person saw it was Finn and turned the lights on and took the knives away.
They both turned around to see BP in NINJA GEAR!
"Wait what?!" Finn said looking at the princess that he thought just trapped and eat breakfast stuff all day.
"Oh this. Well ice king kidnapped me so much I thought I would get some fighting skills because you're not always going to be there." the breakfast princess said throwing a kitchen knife into a dummy's head without looking showing she was quite skilled.
"This is cool and totally cray cray at the same time." Finn said still shocked to the fact that the normally useless (in terms of fighting) princess was apparently some sort of badass cutlery ninja. (if someone as fat as the ice king can be an ice ninja she can totally be a cutlery one so all flames about this,shut up)
Like Finn breakfast princess had also grow up. She was know more womanly looking like an early blooming seventeen year old. With some nice D cups and a nice ass. (you can probs find some fanart of her looking provocative licking some syrup from her cleavage on google,so think that…..kinda) She was currently wearing a black shirt some light padding in vital areas. Some ninja pants leading into a pair of tabi,a black hood and many belts and holsters for many different types of sharp,dangerous cutlery one japanese kitchen knife being in a sheath most likely for fighting with not throwing into a dudes skull.
"So what brings you here? And who is your friend? Lost lost cousin of jake?" BP asked walking around and retrieving some of her knifes.
"Oh this is Samantha I met her one time when we killed a blood demon. And we just went through a dungeon that was apparently the Lich's lair it was really long. And we had no food so we were hoping we could get some here." Finn explained while Samantha and BP shook hands.
"Of course,you're always welcome to eat here Finn and your friend is more then welcome to join you." BP said while a smile,finally retrieving all of her knives.
"And are you both ok your not possessed are you!" BP said getting her large knife that had an engraving in a strange language on the blade and getting into a stance.
"Wait! Ask me a question only Finn would know." Finn said quickly.
"Ok the last time you saved me from the ice king what did I give you."
"A month supply of your best bacon and a kiss on the cheek!" Finn said quickly the last thing making Samantha glare to the breakfast women (no longer girl) in front of her. "Finn is my mate. I have searched far too long to find such a good strong man that I can successfully breed with." Samantha thought. While she was not a slut just wanting to get knocked and get some dick,up her bottled up hormones had a large effect on her not helped that it was in the first quarter of her mating season. "Stupid dog things making me super horny." she then thought.
"Oh good it is you. That means that your friend is fine too,please follow me I will get the cooks to make a fine meal for you both." BP said putting her knife back into its sheath.
As they were walking Finn asked. "Hey BP what do the marking on her knife meen?" pointing to the blades sheath.
"Oh this. I got it from bubble gum along with my other ninja stuff for my birthday ten months back. Th marking apparently meen kusanagi it means something like cutter for close to that." she said. (for anybody thats wants to know it's means grass cutter sword)
Then BP grabbed Finn's hand as they walked to the kitchen to get some food made by the royal cook.
Ok hope you liked that and plz comment if you want the water nymphs in the pairing. And I like to hear all feedback that is not flames