SNACK ATTACK
WOW: snack. It's never good when Dean's exploring the bunker's vaults. It's even less good when he gets hungry while he's down there.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, still; am I downhearted?
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"Dean … why?"
"It had 'Eat Me' written on it."
"But …"
"In jellybeans Sam!"
"Yeah, but …"
"Red ones."
*sigh*
"So in a vault full of magical and occult artefacts, you found a donut with 'Eat Me' written on it in Jellybeans …"
"Red ones."
"… Yeah, okay; red jellybeans, and you ate it. Why Dean?"
"Because I wanted a snack and it had 'Eat Me' written on it in red jellybeans. What was I supposed to do – dance a goddamn rumba with it?"
"How about just leave it the hell alone?"
"You're no fun, bitch."
"Yeah, and you're twenty feet tall, jerk. Good luck getting out of that vault."
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