Just a random idea that came to me and i had to write down.

SG1 all stood in Sam's lab, watching as she mixed chemicals together. She turned to Jack and Daniel and said, "Tell me again how this happened."

Jack sighed, "Teal'c and I went into Daniel's lab to ask him if he was coming to lunch and we startled him. He spilt something and ended up on the floor so I gave him a hand up and now we're stuck."

They were indeed stuck; Jack's left forearm arm was attached to Daniel's left forearm.

Sam then looked at Daniel, "I still don't understand why you had a pot of superglue."

"I was using it to clean some of the artefacts that SG12 brought back. I was going to water it down when Jack came in and I ended up on the floor and then stuck to him."

Teal'c then spoke, "I attempted to pull then apart but when it was unsuccessful I thought it better to bring them here."

Sam nodded and shook the conical flask she was holding as she spoke, "It's probably just as well you didn't pull them apart Teal'c. The amount of glue that's sticking them together would have ripped the skin off one or both their arms."

Jack and Daniel both shuddered and held out their joined arms to Sam, "Can you please sort this out now Carter."

Sam nodded and gestured them towards the sink, "Put your arms over the sink so that this doesn't go all over the floor."

The two men did as she asked but before she could follow her phone rang. She picked it up, "Major Carter. We'll be up in five minutes." She put down the phone and turned back to the sink, "When we're done the General wants us up in the briefing room."

The men nodded and Sam walked forward and slowly tipped the mixture in the flask over their arms, using her free hand to make sure that all the affected skin was covered. Once she was done she moved their arms and washed out the flask before placing it upside down on the draining board. She counted in her head for a few minutes before looking back at Daniel and Jack. "Slowly pull your arms apart."

They did and soon the two arms were separated although a little red. "Rinse them under the tap," Sam said, moving across the lab and getting some paper towels.

After Jack and Daniel had washed the remaining mixture of their arms Sam handed them the towels and they dried them. Once they were dry Sam gently took Daniel's arm and looked at it for a moment before she turned to one of her draws and opened it. She went through it for a few moments before pulling out a tube and handing it to Daniel. "Put some of that on the mark and then give it to the Colonel please. It will help with the itchiness."

As she spoke Jack stopped starching his arm and smiled sheepishly. Sam shook her head and said, "However, you're going to have to do it on the move since we need to be in the briefing room."

Teal'c inclined his head and led the way out. Daniel quickly followed, rubbing the cream on his arm as he went. Jack smiled at Sam and walked past her; she followed him out and locked the door to her lab behind them.

They made their way up to the briefing room and sat around the table, seeing that Hammond was in his office talking to a group of people. He must have seen them come in because he stood and led the way out. Sam and Jack both stood as he entered the room but then Sam saw who was behind him and she frowned. "Nikola, what the hell are you doing here?"

One of the people smiled, "Well it's nice to see you too Sam."

Sam didn't answer, just looked at Hammond, "What is he doing here sir?"

"They're here to see you Major."

Sam looked at the rest of the group but didn't recognise anyone else. There was another guy with dark hair and glasses, a woman with dark hair and then someone else with a hood covering their face, although Sam could tell it was a woman.

Nikola smiled at her, "Aren't you going to say hello Sammie?"

Sam scowled. "Permission to zat him sir," she asked Hammond.

He smiled but shook his head, "Sorry major, no can do."

Jack then spoke, "Who is this Carter?"

She sighed, "Sir meet Nikola Tesla. Nikola this is my CO Colonel Jack O'Neill."

Jack looked the man up and down while Tesla shook his head, "CO Sammie, what happened to you."

The person with the hood said, "Enough Tesla, she made her choice now zip it or I'll shoot you."

Tesla grumbled under his breath but didn't say anything more. Sam looked at the woman in the hood and smiled at her, "Hello Helen."

The woman pulled her hood back and returned Sam's smile, "Hello Samantha."

Behind her Sam heard Jack mutter, "Holy Hannah."

So the beginning of the chapter didn't really have anything to do with the story I just thought it was a good way to get them all in the same room