WARTHAMER 50K: TE SEVOND BATLE FOR EARTH
CAPTRE OME: SPASE LANDING
-On open a time there was the Bold ravens spade marines were they did winner a fight against bad guys like a guy namd Kyros and anoyer one naked Abodon. They ere celebarting they won by dinking beeer like Talso Angle, playing pin the dokey on the donk, and laffing at joke. THen Trakus got a ohone call from the eMERGENCY line. "Hell this si the blood ravins Tark speeding hear!" It was the caftworld Ultway saying there is an emergincy! "WAT?! ELFS! GO FUK YOU SHELVES TOU DUMB ASS!" but Cyris steel the phone before he could up. "Sorry Trakus hates elvis because they killed his wife in a bush." The elf on the otter side said that caos cake marines were going to try to destro plant earth.
"Dam! Tark we got to get Gabe Angeloos and strip them!~" Cyrus sad so they went to taco to his. "That is god I will cum" Gabriel told them in his ofice so they got in the space suttle to fly to erth.
-meenwile in thw worp Eliphant was laufer at he has an evil pan. "Hahaha1 when the space marimes are in earth I will do a bad thing when no one is there to soap me!" His frend Sindri said "Yes and it is my plan to do tat." Becouse he thinked it up and told the plam to Eliphas. "We needle a crew to help us!" Elphias yells so he goes and tells bad peple like Fireass Caron, Gilfrod von Bagens, Psychiatriast Man, and Johnathan who was a dickfuck who was mean to Alice. They goty in a wagon and flied to planet earth for theplen.