Well, this is my very first Disgaea story, so don't be upset if it totally tanks. I have played a lot of it, so I think it'll be fine.

Now, I've noticed a couple of stories that involves Laharl x Etna or maybe Laharl x Flonne. This one is different. I have written a story in Tales of Symphonia, but it was unsuccessful, due to me becoming uninterested in the game. I guess I won't do that again.

Anyway, on with the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Disgaea, but I do own the character I've put in here. Another character is one of my friend's, so I don't own him either.

It was another dull, boring day in the Netherworld. Demons doing their usual thing, whatever they did. Especially one demon who did nothing but stare at the Overlord's head vassal. She was sitting in a chair acting if it was a couch, as she laid her legs on one side of the chair, head on the other. Her pink hair almost matched the light red chair. The one staring was around a nearby corner. His red messy hair, along with his brown eyes just emerged as he looked around the corner.

He retreated of what was part of his head, and leaned it against the wall. His sigh was only heard by himself, or so he believed. "What'cha doing Vire?" A Scout with blondish hair asked from out of nowhere.

The Centurion jumped back of what seemed to be 3 inches in a surprised yelp. "Max! What are you doing sneaking up behind me like that!"

Max smiled as he looked around the corner, realizing at what Vire was staring at. "Vire, why are you so hooked on Miss Etna?"

Vire blushed a bright red, which matched his hair, "Well, I mean, come on! She is pretty awesome, don't you think Max?" Max shifted his head to Etna, which by now she was chewing gum, continuously blowing bubbles every 5 chews. Max shook his head as he glanced back at Vire. "You and I have totally different views. Anyway, I gotta get going anyway. I've been assigned to dinner duty. Good luck!"

When Vire was sure that Max was actually gone, Vire turned his head back towards Etna. 'What can I do to make her love me…?' Vire put his right index finger to his chin, making a sign that he was thinking.

His thoughts were broken when a voice called, "Vire!" It turned out that Etna was calling him which made Vire tingle with excitement.

He rushed over to Etna's side in the quickest but non-clumsiest way. "Yes Miss Etna?" His voice piped up with a cheerful voice. Etna raised an eyebrow at Vire's mood, but ignored it. "I need you to help me with something." She slowly raised herself off the chair into a sitting position. She leaned her arms on the arm of the chair that was facing Vire, "I need you to escort me to Celestia and back. I need to grab something"

Vire tilted his head slightly to the left in question of the assignment. He decided not to ask since Etna was giving him that, 'Ask me, and I'll hurt you' face. Instead he just gave a bow and said, "I'd be glad to Miss Etna." Although Vire was intrigued he decided to ignore it.

Indeed, Vire loved Etna even though he wasn't sure if she liked him that much. Then Vire realized that Etna had most of her feelings towards the Overlord, Laharl. When the discovery was made, Vire knew that for Etna to love him, he must eliminate the one she loves.

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Yay! Chapter one is done! This may have been a little short, but believe me, I am just getting started!

Laharl: You act like you're all powerful. Well think again, for I am the Overlord! Ahahahahaha-

Oh yeah? Then lets see if that statement is true!

Makes Laharl beat himself up

Laharl: Ow! Hey! Stop it! Help! HALP ME!

Etna and Flonne stay their distance

Hah! Oh, R and R! Hope you like it!