So...I absolutely LOVE the chemistry that the 10th Doctor and Donna have. Clarification: I do NOT ship them in any way, shape or form. (at least, not much...) But I love writing them as best mates.
It was late...I was hungry, there were chiles in the fridge...and then this happened. MAJOR crackfic. I don't even know where this idea came from.
Donna walked into the TARDIS's main control room, only to find the Doctor running around the controls, pulling levers and pushing random buttons.
"Oi, Doctor!" Donna called, walking over to the manically energetic Time Lord.
"Why are you running around like a two-year-old on a sugar high?"
He looked up at her, surprised that she was standing there.
"Oh, HI DONNA!" He stopped pushing buttons.
"GUESS WHAT?!-"
"-Doctor, are you drunk?"
"NO! BUT GUESS WHAT? GUESS WHAT?!" He started jumping up and down, shaking his companion by the shoulders.
"SO, I WAS IN THE KITCHEN MAKING LUNCH AND I FOUND THIS JAR OF CHILI PEPPERS AND APPARENTLY THEY HAVE AN ADVERSE EFFECT ON TIME LORD BIOLOGY BECAUSE I'D NEVER HAD THEM BEFORE AND SO YOU KNOW, ME BEING ME I JUST HAD TO TRY THEM AND AT FIRST THEY WERE REALLY, REALLY SPICY BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT THEY'RE REALLY, REALLY GOOD SO I ATE A BUNCH OF THEM AND NOW I FEEL REALLY, REALLY GOOD!"
He paused to catch his breath, then started talking again at a mile a minute about the chemical composition of chili peppers, their effects on his metabolism and the endorphins they produced and then something about Einstein's Theory of Relativity...
Donna just stared at him, before turning and walking out the Control Room just as the Doctor began running around again, reciting the Mayan alphabet backwards.
He stopped in front of the TARDIS console, spying a big, green button labled 'GyroGrav'.
"OOH! BIG THREATENING BUTTON! I'M GONNA PUSH IT!"
Somewhere in the hallways of the TARDIS, the artificial gravity and gyro-lock turned off. An unsuspecting Donna lost her footing, before falling upwards and slamming up against the ceiling. Groaning, she leaned against the wall, rubbing her now-bruised arm and shoulder.
"Ow! God…SPACEMAN!"