..Weiss Kreuz ~ Weiss Wants To Be A Millionaire!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: You gotta be tough if ya wanna be stupid! And stupid is what you are if you believe the boys are mine!
*Flash on Screen with voice-over: WEISS WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!!! WITH YOUR HOST, BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD CRAAAAAAWFORRD!!!*
Crawford: Thank you, thank you. Tonight, we present a new version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
(Camera pans to the podium across from Crawford to show Omi Tsukiyono)
Crawford: Our guest tonight is Tsukiyono Omi, who enjoys computers, darts and.making out with Nagi?
Omi: *bright red blush*
Crawford: Uh. anyway! *perfect host's smile* Since this is our show now.
*Regis Philbin is heard screaming in the background*
Crawford: We've changed the rules a bit. There is now an extra lifeline, Ask A Friend In The Audience!
Omi: Let's begin, Crawford-san.
Crawford: As you wish.
*The questions go on and on, with Omi answering every one perfectly*
Crawford: We're at the $21,000 level. Your question is:
Is cheese a food?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Maybe
D. I don't know that, what is cheese?
Omi: Um. I don't know. What is cheese?
Crawford: Would you like to use a lifeline, Omi-san?
Omi: Uh, hai. I'd like to use the Friend In The Audience.
*Crawford and Omi turn to the audience, where a spotlight shines on Aya*
Aya: Shi-ne!
Crawford: All right! *big fake smile* You heard the question, I'm assuming?
Aya: *grunts*
Omi: Ayaaaaaaaaaaaa. *whines*
Aya: Ah. A.
Omi: I agree
Crawford: You are correct!
*Hoots and jeers are heard from the audience*
Aya: *death glare * Shiiiiiii-neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
*Crickets chirp*
Crawford: And to our next question:
What is Weird Al Yankovic's last album?
A. Eat It
B. Running With Scissors
C. Smells Like Nirvana
D. I don't know, nor do I care.
Omi: ... *sweatdrop*
Crawford: *sweatdrop* Who comes up with these questions anyway?
Omi: I would like to phone a friend please.
Crawford: And we have your phone a friend, Nagi, on the line.
Nagi: Okay, I'll press the right button with my telekinesis.
*beep as the B button is pressed*
Omi: Kisses, kitten!
Nagi: Ja!
*click*
Crawford: What a kid.
*The questions continue*
Crawford: And we've reached our $1,000,000 level. You may want to use a lifeline for this one.
A compact disc is also called:
A. AA
B. CD
C. LSMFT
D. DDDD
Omi: Uh. B?
Crawford: *seemingly unhearing* And the ask the audience poll is:
A: 2%
B: 89%
C: 1%
D. 0%
Screw you, Crawford: 8%
Crawford: Well, looks like the audience says B is the answer
Omi: I agree
Crawford: You are correct!
Regis Philbin in BG: You're supposed to say, "Is that your final answer?" Moron! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Crawford: That's enough Farf. Don't kill him.
Farfarello in BG: Hurting Philbin hurts God!
Crawford: And we've reached the $2,000,000 question:
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?:
A. Neither, seeing as I am God, I created all
B. The what or the what?
C. I'm a vegetarian, so I don't deal in these matters
D. Neither, they depend on each other.
Omi: ..... *sweatdrop*
Crawford: Where the hell did that come from?
Omi: Uh.lifeline please.
Crawford: All right. 50/50 it is.
*Letters A and C disappear*
Omi: ... uh..
Crawford: Eh, not much help, huh? Okay, we'll allow you one more Phone A Friend.
Omi: Okay, I choose to phone. the producer of the show!!
*Spotlight hits Crawford*
Crawford: uh. who would that be? Oh yes, it's Regis!
*Camera moves into the back room where Farfarello is torturing Regis*
Crawford: Okay, Regis. Give Omi the answer and we'll let you go.
Regis: *bleeding profusely* Okay! Okay! The answer is D!!!
Crawford and Omi: Thank you, Regis.
Crawford: Farfie, you may continue..
Regis: But you said.!
Crawford: *shrugs his elegant shoulders* Well, I lied.
Omi: All right! The answer is D!
*Dollar bills rain down as Aya rushes down from the audience*
Omi: I won! Yahoooo!
Crawford: Tune in next time for Schwarz Wants to Be A Millionaire! With your host, Kudou Yohji!
~The End~
Notes: You like? I like! Tell me if you liked it and maybe we do more! Heh heh. Until next time, loyal readers.
I remain,
Q.
Disclaimer: You gotta be tough if ya wanna be stupid! And stupid is what you are if you believe the boys are mine!
*Flash on Screen with voice-over: WEISS WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!!! WITH YOUR HOST, BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD CRAAAAAAWFORRD!!!*
Crawford: Thank you, thank you. Tonight, we present a new version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
(Camera pans to the podium across from Crawford to show Omi Tsukiyono)
Crawford: Our guest tonight is Tsukiyono Omi, who enjoys computers, darts and.making out with Nagi?
Omi: *bright red blush*
Crawford: Uh. anyway! *perfect host's smile* Since this is our show now.
*Regis Philbin is heard screaming in the background*
Crawford: We've changed the rules a bit. There is now an extra lifeline, Ask A Friend In The Audience!
Omi: Let's begin, Crawford-san.
Crawford: As you wish.
*The questions go on and on, with Omi answering every one perfectly*
Crawford: We're at the $21,000 level. Your question is:
Is cheese a food?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Maybe
D. I don't know that, what is cheese?
Omi: Um. I don't know. What is cheese?
Crawford: Would you like to use a lifeline, Omi-san?
Omi: Uh, hai. I'd like to use the Friend In The Audience.
*Crawford and Omi turn to the audience, where a spotlight shines on Aya*
Aya: Shi-ne!
Crawford: All right! *big fake smile* You heard the question, I'm assuming?
Aya: *grunts*
Omi: Ayaaaaaaaaaaaa. *whines*
Aya: Ah. A.
Omi: I agree
Crawford: You are correct!
*Hoots and jeers are heard from the audience*
Aya: *death glare * Shiiiiiii-neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
*Crickets chirp*
Crawford: And to our next question:
What is Weird Al Yankovic's last album?
A. Eat It
B. Running With Scissors
C. Smells Like Nirvana
D. I don't know, nor do I care.
Omi: ... *sweatdrop*
Crawford: *sweatdrop* Who comes up with these questions anyway?
Omi: I would like to phone a friend please.
Crawford: And we have your phone a friend, Nagi, on the line.
Nagi: Okay, I'll press the right button with my telekinesis.
*beep as the B button is pressed*
Omi: Kisses, kitten!
Nagi: Ja!
*click*
Crawford: What a kid.
*The questions continue*
Crawford: And we've reached our $1,000,000 level. You may want to use a lifeline for this one.
A compact disc is also called:
A. AA
B. CD
C. LSMFT
D. DDDD
Omi: Uh. B?
Crawford: *seemingly unhearing* And the ask the audience poll is:
A: 2%
B: 89%
C: 1%
D. 0%
Screw you, Crawford: 8%
Crawford: Well, looks like the audience says B is the answer
Omi: I agree
Crawford: You are correct!
Regis Philbin in BG: You're supposed to say, "Is that your final answer?" Moron! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Crawford: That's enough Farf. Don't kill him.
Farfarello in BG: Hurting Philbin hurts God!
Crawford: And we've reached the $2,000,000 question:
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?:
A. Neither, seeing as I am God, I created all
B. The what or the what?
C. I'm a vegetarian, so I don't deal in these matters
D. Neither, they depend on each other.
Omi: ..... *sweatdrop*
Crawford: Where the hell did that come from?
Omi: Uh.lifeline please.
Crawford: All right. 50/50 it is.
*Letters A and C disappear*
Omi: ... uh..
Crawford: Eh, not much help, huh? Okay, we'll allow you one more Phone A Friend.
Omi: Okay, I choose to phone. the producer of the show!!
*Spotlight hits Crawford*
Crawford: uh. who would that be? Oh yes, it's Regis!
*Camera moves into the back room where Farfarello is torturing Regis*
Crawford: Okay, Regis. Give Omi the answer and we'll let you go.
Regis: *bleeding profusely* Okay! Okay! The answer is D!!!
Crawford and Omi: Thank you, Regis.
Crawford: Farfie, you may continue..
Regis: But you said.!
Crawford: *shrugs his elegant shoulders* Well, I lied.
Omi: All right! The answer is D!
*Dollar bills rain down as Aya rushes down from the audience*
Omi: I won! Yahoooo!
Crawford: Tune in next time for Schwarz Wants to Be A Millionaire! With your host, Kudou Yohji!
~The End~
Notes: You like? I like! Tell me if you liked it and maybe we do more! Heh heh. Until next time, loyal readers.
I remain,
Q.