Lovino: Società Gallo-Bloccanti
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Hell yeah! This was originally in one of those character memes where you list the characters in any order and they're numbered, and then you take the characters and fill in the questions. One of them said "Write a drabblefic for ten/eight," Ten being Germany and Eight being Romano.
This was totally fun to make, and since it has the potential to be a totally awesome GerIta fic, I decided to write it! If you guys like it, I'll continue it! So, yeah!
R&R! Reviews make me very happy. More than people who just alert the story. *nods solemnly*
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Chapter 1/3rd POV
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P.S. The title is Italian for Lovino: Company Cock-Blocker XD
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"Potato Bastard!!!!" an angry voice yelled.
Germany facepalmed. Not this again…
Romano, also known as Lovino, stood angrily in front of the German man, probably ticked off because some misleading thing Feliciano had said. Germany wanted to berate the North-Italian for saying such things, but he could barely raise his already-loud voice around the brown-eyed, easily-teary man.
If Feliciano could even be called a man.
"Italy told me that he asked you if you two could have a baby. What. The. Fuck?!?!?!" He screamed angrily, darting forward and attempting to pound Germany's shoulder into dust.
Which failed miserably.
Romano jumped back, clutching his hurt hand and nearly bursting into tears.
"I'll get you next time, Potato Bastard!!!!!"
And with that, Romano ran away. Faster than if he saw British troops.
Germany just sighed and continued on his way to the grocery store.
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Somewhere kind of far away…
Italy wailed loudly. "Ve~ What happened, Nii-chan?!"
"That damned potato bastard is too strong…"
"Ve~ Did Doitsu do this to poor Nii-chan?" Italy, unknowing to how much pain he was causing poor Romano, picked up the injured man's hand and began to slap random, tomato-decorated band-aids on the bruises.
Romano's eyes widened as he thought of the perfect way to get his brother and the potato bastard separated.
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The whole babies thing was kind of filler. It's based off of something that .Authoress put in one of my favorite PruCan stories, Changement~
Word for word, the speech was Italy talking to Romano, as follows:
"Ve~ are Spain-nii and nii-chan making babies? That's what France-nii said people are doing when they say they're busy. Are you going to have a baby, nii-chan? Ve~ I asked Doitsu if we could have a baby, but he said no. Which is sad because babies are so cute and soft and cuddly and—ve~ I think Doitsu's not feeling very well, he's turning a funny red colour. I should go and make sure that Doitsu's okay. Bye bye, nii-chan!"