Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly. Never have. A girl can dream though. A girl can dream.

"Wait, you and Sam sleep together?" Wendy's face was incredulous.

"Well, yeah, but it's not like sleep together. It's just sleep... sleep." Carly's expression grew concerned, "That's not weird right?" Wendy looked to her friends, conferring with them while Carly pondered how this had even come up.

Wendy turned back to Carly, "How big is your bed?" Wendy's friends nodded sagely while Carly ran a hand through her glossy chocolate-brown hair worriedly. She'd never even considered that her and Sam sleeping together could be misconstrued. She sighed,

"It's a twin." Carly winced when she saw Wendy's eyebrows shoot up. Wendy looked to her friends again, seeking their agreement before she put her hand on Carly's shoulder sympathetically.

"Yeah, it's pretty weird."

"But – but how? Why?" Carly spluttered, perplexed. Wendy chewed her lip thoughtfully before shuffling Carly off to the side, out of her friends' earshot.

"Look," Wendy spoke in a hushed tone, "It's fine when you're a kid – everyone did it back then. But we're teenagers now." She stressed the word, looking at Carly meaningfully. Wendy sighed when she saw Carly's blank, confused stare. "Sooo..."

Carly nodded slowly, "Soooo...."

"So we either grow out of it or we end up fucking!"

Carly jumped back, "Whoa there missy! Sam and I aren't-"

Wendy waved a hand, cutting her off. "I didn't say you were. I'm not judging you guys' lifestyle," Carly raised her eyebrows, "I'm just saying; don't you think it's a little weird that you and your best friend sleep together in a tiny bed?"

Carly put her hands on her hips, defensive, "No!" She chewed her lip, "Well, maybe, I mean, now that I think about it."

Wendy smiled, "Well, there you go! Now all you have to do is decide whether to kick Sam out or sleep with her and you can go back to being normal!"

Wendy frowned with concern as Carly seemed to suffer a spontaneous coughing fit.

Carly took another compulsive swig of water, setting the bottle down beside two other empty ones. "Sam..." She said in a pondering tone, chewing a fingernail.

"Mmmf?"

Carly snapped her head around to look at her best friend. "Sam, put down the ham!"

Sam looked up at Carly, face heartbroken, "Buh Carlay!" she mumbled, mouth full of succulent ham. She sighed when she saw Carly's determined face and swallowed hard. "Okay. It's down. What is it?"

Carly's face softened and she looked indecisive, eyes darting to Sam and away again. "Do you," Her fingers twisted a bottle cap in her hands, "Do you think it's weird we sleep together?"

Sam's face grew incredulous, "You stopped me eating ham for this?"

"Sam! I'm serious!" Carly's voice grew soft again. "Well, do you?"

Sam shook her head in disbelief, "Um, no! And you didn't either until... wait, did Wendy talk to you?"

Carly's eyebrows narrowed. "How'd you know?"

Sam laughed, "That girl's been trying to get us together for ages."

Carly dropped the bottle cap. "What?"

Sam's blue eyes twinkled at Carly, "Seriously? You didn't know? Kid's got a major crush for us."

Carly pursed her lips, "Well, that explains why she told me to sleep with you."

Sam choked on the ham she'd been sneakily eating, spraying Carly with little flecks. "Sam!"

Sam grinned, shrugging, "Sorry, I'll get it." She leaned over the table, bringing her face close to Carly's and darting her tongue on the little shreds of ham. Carly giggled as Sam's tongue dabbed at her cheeks and forehead. Sam moved back, patting her stomach, "There."

Carly smirked and pointed to her lip, "You missed a spot Puckett."

"Oh, right." Sam's tongue touched Carly's lips lightly, licking up the piece of ham. Sam froze, realising what she was doing. Carly blushed as Sam moved back, licking her lips unconsciously. "Oh." Sam said softly. She gazed thoughtfully at Carly. "I think Wendy might have a point."

Carly touched her lips with a finger. "I think you might be right."

A/N: If you want another Chapter, please say so. I'm not sure about this concept, so it's up to you to allay my fears or confirm them. You HAVE the power!