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TITLE: KANSAS MILENIAM: TWEH POWRFUL LEGEND KINGDUM MESIA: goodbai crule wurld / slay da evil DEMUNZ 4ever w/ fire / da potentilllll resistiancke / tihngs getin2 plaec
so kansas mileniam is a place teemimh w/ life but tehn thye relizhed dat tha NUCULAR POWQR (liek teh kind dat IDOIT abrahma linkin tried 2 get) wuz runin aut so da Y.H.V.H. rescinded 2 erth n carnated himslef as LORD "ASEMER" da masytetr uf pwning n00bs woo defigasd da MESIANS (hoo ran da plaec BTW dis is LAW END) n aslo findin stuf he wuz dis POWRFUL gai he had a sword maed damaskis metl n armr (200 atk powr, 1-8 hits/rnd, +2 ALL) n he hid BAOFU, ZIO, n KAJA spels 2 n he had NINE of ovary gem 2 maek him UBER in kambat neway "ASSEMA" (aslo cald ALEPH) wuz maekid da mesiah DAT DAH MESIAHS beliefd in n nao he wuz guna maek kansas milenaim in2 da 1000 yr kingdamn
so newai mesia aleph went 2 da distrikt of canass millenimaaaaaaaaaaaaamm dat wuz infisted w/ demunz n he kild dem all w/ sword n maziolaon n awesum gun w/ sleep boolits he wond repetealdyl n hiz fiktories saevd lost of ppl da biship wuz hapy 2 c all wuz wel n he wuz readied 2 maek da 1000 year kingdamn dey wuld turn da CENTER n arcadia in2 perfikt plaecs n nuclear opshun (like dat IDOIT TARA MASAKADO) da hole plaec
but not yet 4 day had a jobby 2 du b4 al cud be danwn da biship haed aleph mete w/ da angesl (al 108) at da centr n dey eich gaev hiem a gem dat wuz NUCULAR (A/N: im st n wud cumpletely era-dicate doze plaecs da dey werua put in n da angles sed 2 put dem in bunch of plaecs dat wud DIE from da gems n cumpleet da planz of MESIA CHURCH n den dey gaev aleph da companusesn whoze ful naem wusz HOT BAEB but she wuz cald da mFEMALE MESIA "KAMARIKO" hoo cud aslo ues magic like AGI HAMA MUDO n MEGIDO pluz sum HEELING n she had good wepnz n armur (maed of PURE GOODNESS wich she wuz n hir chestplaet vid FIRE, ICE, ELEC, ALMIGHTY) must of it wuz lacy n sexxxxxy but nawt vry reveling (b/c how da makai r u guna were sihtyyy armoire liek dat!) n shi wuz prity liek goa'uld hare n pnik eyes n hiar sord n gun weir BOTH awesum n cuet liek her n da bishop expland (w/ her help bcuz she is gud at explanin as laeph sun finds aut) abut her acomplishemtns liek kiln maou lucifer 28 taimz (2 level up n griend su she cud kil CHOUJIN IJI n SENSHI JOHN n YAMA BUFFY n SHINREI TIEM LORAK hoo weur kauzing big problmsz) n he kladly ackitped her halp
meanhiwle dalith n hiruko (hoo wer awesum but nut 2 muhc) wear in da underwlrd (hirook went dear lokin FUR incent lil boi but wuz halpd by dalith hoo iz gud gai) w/ a gai namd JAMES TYLE R hoo wuz a demun sumnr but prty bad (he cudnt even salmoin GEDOU SLAIMZ) n he had sihti ekwipz liek ATTACK SORD n LEATHER ARMUR n dalich n hiroko onli had 10 or 15 moar lvls dan hiem n sum betr equips (cola of blesingz, smiel stair, n kaiser knklc) n dey were planin a wai 2 haelp da mutints hoo wer wantin 2 invade holetown n aslo secuar da underwlrd