A/N: Too fun to pass up. If you read DGM, please feel free to check out Exorcist Idol and my friend Kurisuten-chan's Exorcist Karaoke. Don't own Tsubasa… sadly… if I did, they'd've gone to a musical already. I also greatly appreciate happy reviews from readers who read this with an open mind. That was directed at YOU, flamers.

\\\- Dimensional Karaoke -/
\\\- 1 2 3 4 -/

"So…" Fai said, nonchalant. "Where are we now?"

"Someplace with a big, glowy, sign on top of a bar!" Mokona was off before anyone could grab the fluffy pork bun.

"Should we…?" Syaoran pointed in the general direction. Fai shrugged and dragged Kurogane after him. Sakura was much more reluctant. "C'mon, princess, it can't be all bad."

"O…kay."

The four were reunited at the bar, where Mokona was causing quite the uproar as it tried to devour bottles of beer and other concoctions whole. That was when Sakura noticed the karaoke table.

"Um, can we stop here for a while to try the karaoke? Just a few songs?" The princess' green eyes tried very hard to convince her traveling partners to agree.

"Well…" the three boys looked between each other.

"Of course! I'll call Yuko-san and EVERYBODY else!" Mokona cried cheerfully.

"NO." Kurogane half-shrieked. By then it was too late, because guess who arrived in all of her high-heeled and cocktail-dressed glory?

Yuko, of course.

"Okay! I love karaoke, but I think we should have someone else start because that barista needs my attention right now." Yuko then high-fived the white Mokona and both practically ran over each other to get their hurricane first.

"Wait, where is everyone else?" Kurogane asked.

"Dimensional time-suck. It happens all the time. If many people try to go one place all at once, it gets like a capillary. All those cells jam up together, and BOOM! An aneurism." Yuko used her hands to show what she meant. Kurogane just looked confused. "But seriously, who's going first?"

"I'll go," Sakura volunteered.

The aforementioned walked up and selected a song at random. She was given the song, also randomly, "1 2 3 4" by Fiest.

One, two, three, four

Tell me that you love me more

Sleepless long nights

That is what my youth was for

Old teenage hopes are alive at your door

Left you with nothing but they want some more

Oh, you're changing your heart

Oh, You know who you are

Sweetheart bitter heart now I can't tell you apart

Cozy and cold, put the horse before the cart

Those teenage hopes who have tears in their eyes

Too scared to own up to one little lie

Oh, you're changing your heart

Oh, you know who you are

One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten

Money can't buy you back the love that you had then

One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, or ten

Money can't buy you back the love that you had then

Oh, you're changing your heart

Oh, you know who you are

Oh, you're changing your heart

Oh, you know who you are

Oh, who you are

For the teenage boys

They're breaking your heart

For the teenage boys

They're breaking your heart

Sakura scurried down to her seat at the table the boys had gathered around, Yuko coming back slowly with a martini in hand and beer bottle cradled under her arm.

"So… who's up next?" Yuko asked, getting the bottle away from the pork bun sitting on her shoulder.

"Uh…"

"Fine, fine. I'll go."

\\\- 1 2 3 4-/
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