A/N Hey, I'm Yuuki! This is my first actual fanfic that I really wanted to write. Here's the intro to it:

Do what Mother says. That's the way it was, is, and will be. Disobey and die. If she summons, you respond. Do not cross Mother. If you do, she will send someone to kill you. You may think you're the strongest, but there's always someone stronger than you. Trust me on this. Always refer to Mother in the highest respect. She is more important to us than anyone that has, is, and will live. Ever.

By the way, my name's Yuuki. I'm like you, except I'm more experienced than you in all aspects of your measly life. I don't like you. Don't give me that bullshit that we've never met, because I could give less of a fuck. If you want me to like you, you have to do something. Don't ask me what that something is, because I don't know. Also, if you ever find me, that would be very skillful because I can hide better than Osama Bin Laden. In fact, I was the one who taught him everything he knew. Yeah, I like causing destruction, I made Hitler the way he was and I sunk the Titanic, but those are stories for another time.

If your wondering why I'm writing this, don't. I'm doing this against my will. Before you ask, Mother told me to do it. I told her to get Ree to do it, but then...I'm not going into details, but she got me to do it. So, if you have an issue with this, too fuckin' bad. Take it up with Mother, it aint my poblem.

Anyways, here's what to expect in this stupid peice of shit writing: what to expect in your future, how to prepare yourself for things unseen, and how not to die. I know, there's no way to die, right? Well, you're WRONG. There are many different ways you can die, and in some instances you stay dead. But that's a topic for later, and I'll add some things as I go. I'll also put in some of my stories that have actually happened, and I will not exaggerate anything. Everything will be told the way I remember, and other people who were there at the time rememeber because I'll talk to them about it.

So...The first story is...Daemon Spade. I know, I know. 'He's the guy that sent Primo and his guardians to Japan! He was a traitor to the Vongola!' Blah blah blah. It's true, but I'm going to tell you more details about that, because yes, I was there, and I was behind it all.

Alright, that's all I got so far. I hope you enjoyed reading it. I'm really sorry it's so short, but I plan to make the actual chapters longer. Also, please tell me if there are any mistakes, I had no one to read it over for me. Final note: I'll upload the first chapter as soon as I have it written, but I can't give you a specific timeline...My brain likes to kill all of the ideas in it once and a while.

Anyways, please R&R

P.S. Does anyone want me to pair a specific charater with my OC for a certain time? If yes, tell me which character and what you want them to do (And I'll write everything...especially lemons, I really like lemons)