Disclaimer: I don't own anything that is not mine. I can't think of any funny stuff to put.
This fic is dedicated to the people who constantly review my stories even though they suck (not many people), and the people who still believe in Hamtaro after the first season. Also, my dog. Except I don't have a dog. I just have a maniac hermit crab.
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Twas the night before before Christmas
and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
Because there was no mice in the house. Duh! This is HAMTARO, not moucetaro.
Anyways, in Bijou's cage, there was Bijou (DUH) putting her ribbons on, getting ready to go play with the other girls. She was very happy at that, because she had just come back from France, on vacation.
All of a sudden, her ribbon blew away. Out the window it went, and blew away.
It blew to Hamtaro's cage, and he wondered, what is this? Ah! It's one of those ribbon things Bijou wears! So he put it on, "I feel pretty, so very prettyyyy" So he went off to show the ribbon to Oxnard, who was at an ice skating competition.
at the skating rink
"And the winner is... Oxnard!" the announcer said.
"Hooray!" shouted Oxnard.
"He wins... a sunflower seed!"
"Hooray!-er!"
"Of solid gold!"
"Nooo! Then I can't eat it!"
"-.-;;;"
Then the ribbon flew off Hamtaro.
"Noooo! My ribbon!"
The ribbon flew and flew, then finally blew into the clubhouse.
"A ribbon?" said Boss, "I'll give it to Bijou!"
As Boss left the clubhouse, Snoozer got the ribbon.
He put it on, and did the disco.
Then the ribbon flew away, as boss left the door open, as forgetful as he is.
The ribbon blew onto Stan's skateboard, and then blew onto his eyes, blocking the view. "Hey! I can't see!" he shouted, as he ran into a wall.
Then it flew away.
It fell into a swamp, where Jingle was swimming, (don't ask) and writing poems about frogs. One of the frogs ate the ribbon, thinking it was a fly. Then, he saw a real fly, a big on, too. So the frog spit the ribbon out, (eww...) and ate the fly (eww...-er...). Then the ribbon blew away.
Now we move on to where Penelope, Sandy, and Pashmina were waiting for bijou. The ribbon flew onto Sandy's tail. "Hey Sandy, you're wearing a blue ribbon today!" Pashmina said. "What?" Sandy shot back, "I despise blue ribbons!" So she threw the ribbon, and it flew away.
Then we move on to Bijou's cage. "Where eez my reebon? Eet eez gone!" So then the ribbon flew Bijou's cage, landing safely on her lap. "Oh eet was here zee whole time!" she said as she put on the ribbon, and walked out to meet the girls.
The End
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I think that was kinda cute, don't you think? I could have done better, as always, but still.
Happy Holidays!'
Cya!
-KPROCK