The Final Ride

By

Schmitzy

This is my first attempt at fan fiction in several years, so bear with me. Its rated R for language, and alcohol use. (Gets heavier later on.) Enjoy.

The word Sean is the name Shawn.

SB: Spongebob

MP: Mrs. Puff

PT: Patrick

SW: Squidward

MK: Mr. Krabs

SD: Sandy

FN: French Narrator

Chapter 1: Shattered

FN: We join Spongebob at zee crash zite of his latest road test. He has once again, crashed zee car, and failed zee test. (Sound of car crashing) Ah, zhere he is.

SB: (Getting out of the car, with a discouraged look) I'm sorry Mrs. Puff.

MP: (Counting on paper) Spongebob, are you aware of how many times you have taken and failed the road test.

SB: No, Mrs. Puff

MP: (Checks her math) 99, Spongebob. 99 times. And every time, you crash the car.

SB: (With a look of determination) Don't worry Mrs. Puff. I'll try really hard on my next road test.

MP: You'll have to Spongebob, for it is you last.

SB: (Gulp, with a worried look on his face) What do you mean?

MP: It's because of… The Seaner Rule. (Dramatic Music, flash of lightning)

SB: (Still very worried) What's that Mrs. Puff?

MP: The Seaner Rule states that if a student fails their road test 100 consecutive times, he is kicked out of boating school… forever. (Flash of lightning)

SB: Forever?

MP: Forever.

SB: (Screams)

MP: See you in two weeks Spongebob. (Walks away)

Spongebob walked home with his head hung low, feeling very discouraged. He passes by Sandy's house. Sandy is polishing the outside of the Treedome.

SD: Howdy Spongebob! You wanna practice karate?

Spongebob kept on walking, as if he didn't hear her.

SD: Spongebob?

He passes by Patrick's house. Patrick has his net all ready to go.

PT: Spongebob, let's go jellyfishing!

Spongebob kept on walking, as if he didn't hear him.

PT: Spongebob?

He passes by Squidward's house. Squidward is relaxing on a lawn chair, with a martini. At the sight of Spongebob, he motions with his hand. Immediately, the fire truck and ambulance parked behind his house are on the scene, ready for anything.

Spongebob kept on walking, as if he didn't hear them.

SW: False alarm guys.

The crews head back behind his Easter Island head house. Spongebob walked into his house and closed the door behind everything.

SW: I wonder what's wrong with hi… Oh what am I doing? I don't care about Spongebob. So what if he has a bad day? Life is shit, and he's finally learned that. (Laughs as he walks inside his house, closing the door behind him.

Meanwhile…

Down at the Krusty Krab, things were shutting down for the evening. Yet, it was not a happy night. Mr. Krabs was furious for Spongebob had not shown up for work.

MK: Where is that damn fry cook? That boy's made me angrier than the Flying Dutchman. Just wait 'till I get through with him.

Reviews are appreciated, whether you liked it or hated it.