So many people reacted to Kurtism I thought I might as well do a fic with
it in! LUVED WRITING IT!!
I share the ownership of Kurtism with Sarah Gaywood
All the characters are owned by Marvel
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"KITTY!!" Kurt stomped towards Kitty's room carrying his uniform and something that couldn't be recognised as Kurt was clearly hiding it for all he was worth.
"Yeah?" Kitty poked her head out through her door
"I believe this is yours" Kurt brandished something that was hanging by one of his fingers.
A black bra
"You been going through my underwear again Kurt?" Kitty smirked
"No I haven't" Kurt now held up his uniform which now had black splodges all over the red parts. "And, if you'll look at exhibit B" Kurt held up his yellow gloves "SOMEONE switched these to the red cycle" Indeed his yellow gloves now had red blotches on them. Kurt would now look like a hippy if he put his x outfit on
"Can't think who" Kitty could lie very well but her smile was giving her away
"THAT'S IT!! I AM GOING TO PUT LABELS IN THESE!!" He stomped off
"Hey!! Gimme' back my bra!!" Kitty yelled
"Oh, Darn it! I hoped she'd forget" Kurt muttered to himself but handed it back.
*
Kurt was given a new uniform but inside he sewed a little warning
'This is Kurt's, do not put in with coloured clothes. Use 40 degrees PLEASE!'
He was going to regret doing that later
*
Kurt was walking towards the nearest ice cream parlour with a very great sugar need.
"Hungry" He whimpered quietly. Kurt looked around "No one here" He teleported to the back of the parlour
Right into the Brotherhood
"Damn" Kurt muttered
"Hey look! It's the freak!" Todd laughed
"And he's alone" Lance sneered
"Damn!" Kurt muttered
"Les' gettim!" Blob yelled
"DAMN!" Kurt cried and jumped over them
"Get back here fuzz butt!" Lance yelled
Kurt was very pleased to see that Pietro wasn't with them, he didn't want to port for fear of getting everyone's attention inside.
He backed up against the wall. Blob aimed a punch but Kurt ducked just in time. Freddy's fist cracked the concrete easily.
Lance began to shake up the ground
"Time to rock and Roll!" He yelled
"Can't you ever be SLIGHTLY more original?!" Kurt cried in exasperation
"YO! Who asked you?" Todd's tongue flew out and grasped Kurt's leg before flinging him in the direction of the pavement.
Kurt crashed right into a lamppost.
"Ohhh! Mine kopf!" He groaned. Kurt's watch began to make funny noises and his hologram disappeared "Darn it! The professor's gonna' make me clean the x-jet again!"
Todd reappeared in front of him.
"Goin somewhere freak face?" he taunted
"Let me think about that...um.....YES!!" Kurt Kicked out as hard as he could and hit Todd right I the face.
"My beautiful features!" Toad cried
"I don't know what kind of mirror you use but you are not beautiful!" Kurt yelled
He looked and saw that a group of people were rushing out of the parlour to see what was going on. Kurt was about to leave when he saw that Lance was seriously hitting on one of the girls (who was not enjoying it).
"At least I'm wearing my uniform, no one will recognise me" Kurt muttered and lunged. Lance was thrown backwards and he let go of the girl. Strangely, the girl didn't scream and neither did any of the other people.
Kurt looked and saw that Todd was about to attack someone else, an older man. Gathering his strength together (he couldn't port in front of the people) he knocked Todd sideways, did a simple back flip and landed right on him.
"Ahh!" Todd yelled from under Kurt's body
Blob had disappeared and the other two were happy to leave.
'Now the hard part' Kurt thought as he turned around and got ready for the screams
"Thank you sir" The girl he had saved ran up and hugged him.
Kurt froze; he had not been expecting that.
"Boy! You mighta' save mah hide back there!" The man Kurt had helped, who had a heavy Texas accent pulled Kurt out of her grasp and began shaking his hand roughly. Kurt was practically being juddered up and down by the mans enthusiasm
"You're- very welcome" Kurt smiled
"Hey! Is that a real tail?" A boy asked
'Here we go' Kurt thought
"Incredible! It's a prehensile tail, possibly used as a third hand. Am I right?"
Kurt nodded dumbly
'I must be dreaming' he thought
"Jeeze! And blue skin! Sonny you look lahk you jus stepped outta' a science fiction novel!" The man laughed slapping his knee
"Indeed, he looks like the main character from soul reaver" A girl said
"Or the character from 'Creatures of the night' episode 245A, no offence intended sir" another girl put in.
"Well, we don't wanna waste your precious time kid, sure you got a lot of innocent people to help" The man slapped Kurt on the back
Kurt's ears pricked up, there was a police car coming.
The Texas guy had begun shaking his hand again but Kurt didn't have time
"Sorry mister but I gotta go!" Kurt apologised and pulled back hard before dodging behind the ice cream parlour and teleporting back to the mansion.
The people followed him but by the time they reached where he had been Kurt was already gone.
"Would you look at that!" One guy gasped, "He just vanished into thin air!"
"People, we jus' saw a protector for this here city. Ah told you this place had some other kahnd of police force. No way could one squad make a city as safe as this place is"
The Texas guy held up Kurt's right glove, which had been pulled off.
"Ah've got a souvenir which ah will treasure foreva" He said dramatically
"Hey! There's something on the inside!" a boy cried
"Why so there is!" Texas yelled and read it out "This is Kurt's" LADIES AND GENTALMEN! OUR SAVIER HAS A NAME! KURT!"
"KURT!" Was repeated back at him.
And so Kurtism began
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Like it? I had two laughing fits as I came up with this! I will happily use any new ideas given to me, the funnier the better!
I share the ownership of Kurtism with Sarah Gaywood
All the characters are owned by Marvel
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"KITTY!!" Kurt stomped towards Kitty's room carrying his uniform and something that couldn't be recognised as Kurt was clearly hiding it for all he was worth.
"Yeah?" Kitty poked her head out through her door
"I believe this is yours" Kurt brandished something that was hanging by one of his fingers.
A black bra
"You been going through my underwear again Kurt?" Kitty smirked
"No I haven't" Kurt now held up his uniform which now had black splodges all over the red parts. "And, if you'll look at exhibit B" Kurt held up his yellow gloves "SOMEONE switched these to the red cycle" Indeed his yellow gloves now had red blotches on them. Kurt would now look like a hippy if he put his x outfit on
"Can't think who" Kitty could lie very well but her smile was giving her away
"THAT'S IT!! I AM GOING TO PUT LABELS IN THESE!!" He stomped off
"Hey!! Gimme' back my bra!!" Kitty yelled
"Oh, Darn it! I hoped she'd forget" Kurt muttered to himself but handed it back.
*
Kurt was given a new uniform but inside he sewed a little warning
'This is Kurt's, do not put in with coloured clothes. Use 40 degrees PLEASE!'
He was going to regret doing that later
*
Kurt was walking towards the nearest ice cream parlour with a very great sugar need.
"Hungry" He whimpered quietly. Kurt looked around "No one here" He teleported to the back of the parlour
Right into the Brotherhood
"Damn" Kurt muttered
"Hey look! It's the freak!" Todd laughed
"And he's alone" Lance sneered
"Damn!" Kurt muttered
"Les' gettim!" Blob yelled
"DAMN!" Kurt cried and jumped over them
"Get back here fuzz butt!" Lance yelled
Kurt was very pleased to see that Pietro wasn't with them, he didn't want to port for fear of getting everyone's attention inside.
He backed up against the wall. Blob aimed a punch but Kurt ducked just in time. Freddy's fist cracked the concrete easily.
Lance began to shake up the ground
"Time to rock and Roll!" He yelled
"Can't you ever be SLIGHTLY more original?!" Kurt cried in exasperation
"YO! Who asked you?" Todd's tongue flew out and grasped Kurt's leg before flinging him in the direction of the pavement.
Kurt crashed right into a lamppost.
"Ohhh! Mine kopf!" He groaned. Kurt's watch began to make funny noises and his hologram disappeared "Darn it! The professor's gonna' make me clean the x-jet again!"
Todd reappeared in front of him.
"Goin somewhere freak face?" he taunted
"Let me think about that...um.....YES!!" Kurt Kicked out as hard as he could and hit Todd right I the face.
"My beautiful features!" Toad cried
"I don't know what kind of mirror you use but you are not beautiful!" Kurt yelled
He looked and saw that a group of people were rushing out of the parlour to see what was going on. Kurt was about to leave when he saw that Lance was seriously hitting on one of the girls (who was not enjoying it).
"At least I'm wearing my uniform, no one will recognise me" Kurt muttered and lunged. Lance was thrown backwards and he let go of the girl. Strangely, the girl didn't scream and neither did any of the other people.
Kurt looked and saw that Todd was about to attack someone else, an older man. Gathering his strength together (he couldn't port in front of the people) he knocked Todd sideways, did a simple back flip and landed right on him.
"Ahh!" Todd yelled from under Kurt's body
Blob had disappeared and the other two were happy to leave.
'Now the hard part' Kurt thought as he turned around and got ready for the screams
"Thank you sir" The girl he had saved ran up and hugged him.
Kurt froze; he had not been expecting that.
"Boy! You mighta' save mah hide back there!" The man Kurt had helped, who had a heavy Texas accent pulled Kurt out of her grasp and began shaking his hand roughly. Kurt was practically being juddered up and down by the mans enthusiasm
"You're- very welcome" Kurt smiled
"Hey! Is that a real tail?" A boy asked
'Here we go' Kurt thought
"Incredible! It's a prehensile tail, possibly used as a third hand. Am I right?"
Kurt nodded dumbly
'I must be dreaming' he thought
"Jeeze! And blue skin! Sonny you look lahk you jus stepped outta' a science fiction novel!" The man laughed slapping his knee
"Indeed, he looks like the main character from soul reaver" A girl said
"Or the character from 'Creatures of the night' episode 245A, no offence intended sir" another girl put in.
"Well, we don't wanna waste your precious time kid, sure you got a lot of innocent people to help" The man slapped Kurt on the back
Kurt's ears pricked up, there was a police car coming.
The Texas guy had begun shaking his hand again but Kurt didn't have time
"Sorry mister but I gotta go!" Kurt apologised and pulled back hard before dodging behind the ice cream parlour and teleporting back to the mansion.
The people followed him but by the time they reached where he had been Kurt was already gone.
"Would you look at that!" One guy gasped, "He just vanished into thin air!"
"People, we jus' saw a protector for this here city. Ah told you this place had some other kahnd of police force. No way could one squad make a city as safe as this place is"
The Texas guy held up Kurt's right glove, which had been pulled off.
"Ah've got a souvenir which ah will treasure foreva" He said dramatically
"Hey! There's something on the inside!" a boy cried
"Why so there is!" Texas yelled and read it out "This is Kurt's" LADIES AND GENTALMEN! OUR SAVIER HAS A NAME! KURT!"
"KURT!" Was repeated back at him.
And so Kurtism began
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Like it? I had two laughing fits as I came up with this! I will happily use any new ideas given to me, the funnier the better!