A/N
Kousaka's an attention-needing oddball. Let's give him attention, yeah?
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I am absolutely amazing and worthy of awe! I'm Ouji Kousaka, and I'm constantly shining!
.. Or, at least, that's what I'd like to say. But, as of right now, I'm upset with my group of friends.
How the hell do people like Akise exist? Not only is he a genius sleuth, that bastard, but his hair is white and luscious. And it's natural! Naturally white hair! How atrocious!
And then there's Mao-chan, the pervert lesbian who likes to take pictures. I thought I was more awesome, but she's taken me by surprise by secretly being cunning and a nice actress. And her hair's naturally purple! Once, I asked her if the curtains matched the drapes, but she simply screamed for Hinata and I got the shit beat out of me. Dumb Hinata, always hittin' on me.
Ugh. I thought I as better than Hinata, too. Yukiteru and Hinata both knew about the future diaries(along with that crazy chick) and honed it's powers. How come God gave Yukiteru a future diary, but not the awesome me? Well, maybe he didn't because I was too awesome to be writing a lame diary when he was handing out the supernatural psychic powers.
I mean, I still think I'm cooler than Yukiteru. He's a whiny crybaby - so what if he's saved my ass a few times? he's still the same old wussy Yukiteru I've always known. He's just backed by that one psycho chick, Yuno Gasai.
Speaking of which, I discovered that Yuno Gasai, who was top in our class, is a seriously deranged psycho. She gives me the creeps. She has a future diary, and all the entries are about Yukiteru. How weird is that? And not only that, but she has long pink hair. Pink! How am I supposed to out-do that? How can I be better than all these weirdos who have some special abiity, or crazy-ass hair?
Whatever. Who cares, anyways?
I'm still shining!