A/N: Another crack fic.

Warning: THIS WILL CAUSE MASSIVE SANITY DAMAGE! IF YOU WANNA STAY SANE, PLEASE TURN BACK AND HIT YOURSELF WITH A CHICKEN!

I don't own Hetalia.

Yet.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA- *cough cough*

Flames are welcome. I have Italy with me and an endless supply of water and pasta.

Another (FAIL) World Meeting came to a close. America was about to run out the doors when he rammed into… Something he couldn't see.

"OW! Dude, what the hell?"

A girl with white hair suddenly appeared.

"Don't ram into me, you asshole!" the girl huffed.

"Who… Are you?" America asked, awed that a girl could appear out of thin air.

"I'm the fourth wall! I keep all you bastards from being swamped by fangirls!" The girl scowled. A hammer was heard and the invisible wall crumbled. "NOOOOOOOO!"

The fourth wall disappeared, leaving another girl in her place. This one was holding a hammer and shovel.

"Hello~!" She sang.

"Who are you? The fifth wall?" England asked sarcastically.

"Nope! I'm from the Real world!" The girl's smile turned evil. "And now I'm your God!" Her watch beeped. "Oh, it's time for my evil laugh! MWAHAHAHAHA!" She coughed and a double rainbow appeared. Why? Because I said so, that's why?

"It's a double rainbow!" France started to cry. Why France? Because the Authoress wanted it that way. And yes the Authoress is referring to herself in third person because KITTY IS A GOOD GIRL~!

:3. =^-w-^= Random kitty face is random.

"I think it might be a triple rainbow!" America was also in tears.

"THERE IS NO TRIPLE RAINBOW!" England yelled. Italy went up to America and punched him in the crotch.

"Oh God… My economy…!" America made (un)manly fainting noises and fainted.

"Do you want a hug?" Russia asked. ^J^

"Not a kitty…" England muttered.

"MEOW!" Was the response from everyone.

"Not a kitty!"

"MEOW!"

"Must I keep telling you, I'M NOT A BLOODY KITTY!"

"This is madness!" Turkey yelled.

"Madness…?" Greece said.

"MADNESS!" Turkey yelled.

"THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAA!" Greece kicked Turkey off a cliff that randomly appeared in the meeting room.

"HNOOOOOOBOOOODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION!" The Spanish Inquisition took 'God' away.

"NO! I'm CHATHOLIC! I SWEAR! Or am I Protestant? God, I don't KNOOOOoooooo!"

"I could really use a mattress. I can't sleep through this nonsense without a mattress." China muttered. England heard and put a paper bag over his head.

"China? Did you say mattress to England?" Japan asked.

"Yes, aru?"

"Great, now I must stand in the tea crate…" Japan got in a random crate that randomly appeared.

Then Canada took over the world.

The End.

REVIEW! Or flame. I have pasta that Italy needs to boil and I can't without flames.