Title: Jack Just Doesn't Get Sick
Spoilers: None, no time setting either.
Prompt: Sick Jack
Copyright: I do not own Torchwood, Captain Jack Harkness or Ianto Jones, because if I did then stuff like this would always be happening.
"You're sick" Ianto declared, removing his hand from Jack's forehead.
"I don't get sick" the Captain argued, rolling over to face away from Ianto, pulling the duvet cover over his head.
"Yeah, well you're sick now. I'd say it was just the flu, but I'll get Owen to come check on you later on just to make sure it's nothing serious"
"Nooooo" The Captain groaned, grabbing Ianto's shirt and pulling him roughly onto the bed. "Stay with me, I'm not sick"
"You are sick Jack, you don't just have a fever for no reason" Ianto sighed, making himself more comfortable on the bed, spooning Jack as he did so.
"Shh-ex. I want sex"
"I'll do a whole lot of freaky stuff, but I draw the line at having sex with a sick person"
"But I'm not sick" Jack whined, reverting to a child-like state.
"I'll make you a deal" Ianto whispered into Jack's ear as he stroked the back of his neck, "Go to sleep for a while, and when you wake up I'll give you sex. Deal?"
Jack's response to Ianto was a quiet snore, and steady breathing, proving to the Welshman that he was now fast asleep. Ianto smiled to himself as he rested his head against the pillow.
"And he said he wasn't sick"
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