All of a sudden, Steve found himself in an 8-bit game with animals, trees, flowers and... a green four-legged creature? Being taken back by this... thing, Steve walked up to the creature. Coming to the creature, it started to hiss. "Dumb thing. Extrordinarly dumb thing. Forgot how to talk," Steve said aloud. Green, white, green, white turned the thing. Hiss, hiss, KABOOM! It blew up, the creature, hurting the poor newb. "Jimmy Cricket! Korrie's cow. Lame thing blew up on me!" shouted the uneducated Steve. Moreover, it hurt Stevie.
Nothing will make me fuller than a piece of beef, thought Steve. Openly stupid, Steve went to a cow and punched it. Poor Steve, he had to chase the cow around to punch it again. Queitly, Steve went up to the cow to give it the final blow. "RRAAHHH!" shouted Steve and hit the cow. Stupid cow, it dropped... nothing, Steve cried in his mind.
Then, it turned into night. Unnatural things started popping out of nowhere. Very scared, Steve ran around, trying to find shelter. Wam! X-ray vision... Wait, this is night vision. "YAANN!" ZOOP- Steve was eaten by a zombie... Respawn.
Thanks for reading my first story! Hopefully this didn't actually happen to you when you first played Mincraft... :)