THE WIGGLES: STRIKES BACK.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I WAS SHITTING WHILE TYPING MUCH OF THIS.

One day in The Wiggles World, Greg thought it would be a brilliant idea to just leave his group after spending his whole life with them. He wanted to test the group to see if they cared if he'd be gone forever. He walked over to Anthony, Murray, and Jeff, and shouted, "FUCK YOU, GUYS. I'M GOING HOME."

The three shrugged."Yo! Whatever makes you happy." spoke Murray. "We love you, man."

"Hey!" responded Anthony, "Whadda a doing in my kitchen?!"

Greg looked over at Jeff to see what his response was, but Jeff was too busy sleeping, being lost, and Asian. It angered Greg and his face turned a dark crimson. "FINE!" he screeched as saliva flew out his mouth and onto Jeff's snoozing face, "YOU ALL NEVER LOVED ME ANYWAYS!" He ran crying to his room and slammed the door.

Anthony looked over to Murray. "HEY! Whadda ya a more spaghetti."

"Anthony, you need to stop doing crack." responded Murray. "It's messing with your speech."

Anthony exploded with rage. "HEY! DON'T YOU FUCKING INSULT MY ITALIAN HERITAGE, YOU RED PIECE OF SHIT!"

"You're Italian now?"

"I AM ITALIAN-OTHER-POLY-KIN-TWICE-REMOVED-CIS-FEMALE-MALE-CHRISTIAN MOTHER, AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP THE ASS WITH MY SPORK IF YOU DISRESPECT THAT!"

Suddenly Captain Feathersword entered the room. He noticed Anthony and Murray fighting and he froze at the awkwardness. "AY, UH... WILL RETURN LATER TODAY. HAR." He began slowly backing up until Greg stormed back in the room wearing all black. He donned a spiked choker collar around his neck, and he wore giant platform spiked boots on his feet. His shirt stated 'METALICA FUCKERS!' and his face was painted all white with black like KISS.

"LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!" Greg bellowed at everybody, terrifying Captain Feathersword. "LOOK! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE CAUSED! YOU'VE CAUSED ME GREAT PAIN!" Anthony and Murray paused their bickering to stare at Greg's new attire.

"Didn't... didn't you have cancer, Greg?" squeaked Captain Feathersword.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Greg screamed, "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! SHUT! THE! FUCK! UP!" He covered his ears and continued shouting. "I HEAR NOTHING! I HEAR NOTHING!"

Anthony slapped Captain Feathersword, and Murray shook his head in disappointment at the feathersword welding captain. "Captain," he firmly spoke, "that was absolutely immature and uncalled for. How could you say that?"

"YOU MONSTER!" screeched Anthony as he raised his hand to slap Captain Feathersword. "YOU FUCKING MONSTER!" He slapped him.

"AY!" cried Captain Feathersword as he began running around the room to avoid further slaps, "AY WAS JUST TRYIN' TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOIN' ON, ME MATIES!"

"GET OUT OF MY LIFE, DAAAAD!" Greg shouted, "GET THE FUCK OUT!"

Suddenly Wags the dog walked into the room. Captain Feathersword ran into him and accidentally killed the dog.

Greg, Anthony, and Murray ceased their commotion and gasped in horror. Captain Feathersword froze in terror.

"Dad." whispered Greg, "Ho-How could you, dad?"

"MURDERER!" bellowed Anthony, "MURDERER!"

Jeff suddenly woke up and said, "A lot of people ask me when I do a stunt, 'Jackie, are you scared?' Of course I'm scared. I'm not Superman."

"George Takei!" Anthony laughed, "Yay!"

Murray slapped Anthony.

TO BE CONTINUED.
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