Crap. This is pissing me off. I know exactly what I want to write, I have it all planned out in my head, and I can't even managed to write the first sentence correctly. Nononononoooooo!!!!! That was EXTREMELY WAY TOO FUCKING CLOSE!!! I can't believe I almost wrote that... Way too close... I'll give you a quick summary of what I was going to write and then I'll write... Something. I don't care what, I am just so incredibly happy I didn't write THAT. The fic I ALMOST wrote would have started out with Duo sitting by a river, staring into it and just thinking about life. Then his thoughts WOULD have turned to Heero, he basically would have thought to himself that Heero's in love with Relena, and there's no way Heero could ever possibly love him. Then Duo WOULD have gotten overwhelmed by sadness and killed himself. I don't really know how, luckily I didn't really think about that. Then Heero WOULD have wandered down by the river since he wasn't able to find Duo in his apartment, looking for him so he could tell him that he loves him. Then Heero would have found Duo. A tiny little note WOULD have been sticking out of Duos pocket, and it basically would have been a note Duo wrote to himself, more or less saying that he knew there was no way Heero could possibly love him. Then Heero WOULD have figured it all out, that Duo killed himself 'cause of that, and then he goes and does the same thing. Crap. I basically, more or less, sorta kinda just wrote it, didn't I? Oh well... Whatever. Now here's... Something....
"..... Duo, please tell me you aren't serious." Quatre awaited Duos reply. "Um... Well, I could tell you that, but I'd be lying." Quatre laughed. "Heero's probably going to kill you, you know..." Duo grinned. "Most likely. But I figure it's worth it for several reasons. One, he'll get off that damn laptop of his. Two, it'll be one less mission he'll go on. Three, it's probably going to annoy him, and he might actually show some emotion for once." Four, I'll get to be with him... Huh? Why did I just think that? Why would it matter if I was with him or not? Duo shook his head, trying to shake off that thought. "Anyways, do you think I should go tell Heero the good news?" Quatre handed Duo a bullet-proof vest and then sat on his bed. Wow... I didn't even notice we had walked back here into Quatres bedroom... "What's this for?"
"You'll need it if you're going to tell Heero that you just told Dr. J. to 'fuck off' and that Heero wasn't going on any missions, just so that you could take him to a movie. Anyways, why a movie?" Duo shrugged. "I dunno, it was the first thing I thought of, and then my head started to hurt, so I figured I should stop thinking. And so that was all that I had thought of, so I had to go with it." What the hell kind of lame ass excuse was that? Why ARE you taking Heero to a movie, anyways? "Well, I guess I'll go tell Heero now..."
Duo left Quatres room, and went down the hall.
"I wonder if he knows and is trying to hide it from us, or if he really doesn't know it himself..." Quatre wondered aloud. "Heero is doing the same thing. Either neither one of them has realised it, or they're both trying to hide it. But if they're both trying to hide it and Trowa, Wufei and I have noticed it, why haven't they both figured out about the others feelings and done something about it? I probably shouldn't dwell on it so much..."
"Hey, uh, Heero?" Duo pushed open the door of Heeros room and entered after putting on the bullet-proof vest. Heero jumped about two feet in the air and quickly closed a book he was reading before setting it on his bed. Duo glanced at the cover. Cujo. Heero aimed the gun that had suddenly appeared in his hand at Duo. "Why did you do that?" He asked. "Uh... Heero, I kinda need to tell you something..." Heero kept the gun aimed at Duo and didn't say anything. "Well, you see, Dr. J. wanted to send you on a mission..." "And?" Heero tossed the gun onto his bed beside the book. "And I kinda told him to fuck off, that you weren't going on any missions tonight." Heero was in front of Duo in less than a second, and he had his hands on Duos throat. "WHAT?!?" "Could you... Maybe... Let me... Finish?" Heero glared at Duo and then removed his hands from his throat. "Okay, this is... Er..." Think fast, Duo! "Well, this is really exciting, so you should probably sit on your bed or you might fall down when I tell you."
Heero looked at Duo suspiciously, but sat down on his bed anyways. Duo took a step back so that he was right on the threshold. "Okay... I only did that because... I'm making you go to a movie with me tonight!" Duo yelled quickly, and then he slammed Heeros door closed behind him and ran back to Quatres room. Heero opened his door and ran after Duo, but Duo got inside Quatres room and locked the door. "Quatre, heeeeeeeelp!!! He's going to kill me!" Heero knocked on the door. "Quatre? Could you unlock the door and let me in so I can STRANGLE Duo?" Quatre frowned. "So he went for the throat instead of shooting you, huh?" Duo nodded his head. "Well, I guess the vest was unnecessary then." Duo took off his shirt and removed the vest, handing it back to Quatre. Then he put his shirt back on and pressed his ear against the door. "He's still out there. I can hear him breathing."
"Heero, please don't kill Duo." There was silence from the other side of the door. "Heero, Duo just thought you should take a break from all these missions for a while... I'll only let you in if you promise not to kill him." There was silence for a few moments before Heero answered. "Can I mortally wound him?" "No. You can't hurt Duo at all." Heero reluctantly agreed, and Quatre unlocked and opened the door. "Remember, you promised you wouldn't hurt Duo..." Quatre reminded him. "I never promised I wouldn't hurt him, I just said I wouldn't..." Heero began walking towards Duo, but Quatre stepped in front of him. "Heero, no. I won't let you hurt Duo. Just go to the movie with him, okay? There will be plenty more missions you can go on some other time."
(Ehehehe... I'm going to stop writing for a few moments, and when I continue writing, I shall be drunk. Damn it! Not nearly as much in that Jack Daniels bottle as I thought. Only 6 1/2 shots... Then again, that should be sufficient for me. I will be drunk enough to add an interesting twist to my story, but not drunk enough to make too many mistakes. Ooh... I'll return in a few moments. A bit of tequila should work quite adequately for me to write very interestingly. Okay. A little tequila, a little pepsi... Right. Back to the writing...)
Duo grabbed Heeros hand and pulled him from the car. "Heero, you have to come! If you don't, I'll make sure you never go on another mission again!" Heero sighed reluctantly, and followed Duo to the movie theater. "Two tickets to... I dunno, just give me two tickets to something. Both tickets to the same movie, of course... I have to make sure he doesn't leave." The tickety type person just happened to be exactly like the author, and therefore decided to give Duo two tickets for The Tigger Movie. "Wasn't exactly what I had in mind, but, whatever..." Duo and Heero found there way to the movie and Duo found a spot for them s=to sit.
(Damn it! Not enough... Hehehe... Creme de Cacao. Or something like that. Don't have a damn clue whether I spelled that right or not. The keys keep moving around... I'm glad I'm a fun drunk. If I were a violent drunk, somebody'd proably die in this fic... But that wouldn't be good. Dammit, I'm getting some creme de whatever. It's alcoholic and contains chocolate. I think. 24% alcohol by volume. Or 27. Something lie that. And then theres 54%... Argh. I can't remember. Oh, yeah, proof. 54% proof. That would normally make sense to me...)
Heero stared at the screen. "Duo, can we leave already? That damn tiger is pissing me off." Duo shook his head. "No! And he isn't a tiger, he's a tigger." (Crap! Something is not right with my mixture... I either put in too much milk or too much creme de whoopedydoo. It doesn't taste quite right. Still tastes good though... Alcohol, Elton John songs playiing, and writing. All I need now is a cute guy on my lap... Er... I'll write now.) *Duo, put your hand on his leg or something...* What the hell? Why did I just think that? I should pay more attention to the movie than to what I'm thinking... But that thought kept popping into Duos mind. Damn it, why do I keep thinking that? *Because you like Heero...* Hey, whoa, I do NOT like him like that. I thought I already had that conversation with myself. *But it's true, you do like him...* But that isn't possible! *Really? Think about a girl, any girl at all. And then look down.* Duo did as the 'other' him said. Absoutely nothing happened. *Now think about Heero.* Duo did as the 'other' him said once again, and he got a slight erection. *Now look down.* Duo did. Huh? But... *Oh, give it up. You know you like him, and now you've seen for yourself that you get an erection when you think about him. Your thoughts and penis prove that you like him, what more proof do you need?* I... You mean... You mean I like Heero? *What do you mean by that? I'm not another person, I'm not 'you,' I'm you.* So I should have said 'I mean I like Heero?' *Exactly. Now do what you said earlier, and put your hand on his leg, his hand, whatever, just make physical contact.* Duos hand moved slowly from it's previous position towards Heero.
Heero felt something on his hand. He looked down to see what could possibly be on his hand, and saw that someone elses hand was on his own. He followed the arm attached to the hand, and saw that it was Duos hand that was on his. What is he doing? Why does he have his hand on mine? "Duo, what the hell are you doing?" Duo pulled his hand away from Heeros quickly and mentally smacked himself on the head for giving in to himself. "I... Sorry, Heero, I was reaching for the popcorn..." Lame excuse, but he an't argue with it, since the popcorn is close to his hand. Heero handed the bucket of popcorn to Duo. "Well, here it is. Next time, watch where your hand is going. Got it?" Duo nodded his head. Why did I have to do that? Now Heeros probably pissed off at me... Then again... Maybe... Just maybe he feels the same way? If so, it would explain why he reacted that way, because he didn't want me to know he felt that way. But he it would also explain why he reacted that way if he didn't feel the same way... *Only one way to find out.* Damn it... A while later, the movie ended, and Heero and Duo exited the theater. Once in the lobby, Duo reached out a hand and stopped Heero. "Heero... I need to tell you something..."
It might just be because I'm drunk, but I don't think being drunk had too much of an impact on my writing. I guees I think like the drunk version of myself all the time... Or maybe I didn't give the achohol enoug time to s... Work. Damn... I think it's starting to kick in. Um... Right then. I'll continue work on this later. Kay All right then. Now I shall go write another chapter for some other fic of mine that already esists. r maybe I'll star another. Goodbye for now, people! Don't forget to review this!! Bybeye.
"..... Duo, please tell me you aren't serious." Quatre awaited Duos reply. "Um... Well, I could tell you that, but I'd be lying." Quatre laughed. "Heero's probably going to kill you, you know..." Duo grinned. "Most likely. But I figure it's worth it for several reasons. One, he'll get off that damn laptop of his. Two, it'll be one less mission he'll go on. Three, it's probably going to annoy him, and he might actually show some emotion for once." Four, I'll get to be with him... Huh? Why did I just think that? Why would it matter if I was with him or not? Duo shook his head, trying to shake off that thought. "Anyways, do you think I should go tell Heero the good news?" Quatre handed Duo a bullet-proof vest and then sat on his bed. Wow... I didn't even notice we had walked back here into Quatres bedroom... "What's this for?"
"You'll need it if you're going to tell Heero that you just told Dr. J. to 'fuck off' and that Heero wasn't going on any missions, just so that you could take him to a movie. Anyways, why a movie?" Duo shrugged. "I dunno, it was the first thing I thought of, and then my head started to hurt, so I figured I should stop thinking. And so that was all that I had thought of, so I had to go with it." What the hell kind of lame ass excuse was that? Why ARE you taking Heero to a movie, anyways? "Well, I guess I'll go tell Heero now..."
Duo left Quatres room, and went down the hall.
"I wonder if he knows and is trying to hide it from us, or if he really doesn't know it himself..." Quatre wondered aloud. "Heero is doing the same thing. Either neither one of them has realised it, or they're both trying to hide it. But if they're both trying to hide it and Trowa, Wufei and I have noticed it, why haven't they both figured out about the others feelings and done something about it? I probably shouldn't dwell on it so much..."
"Hey, uh, Heero?" Duo pushed open the door of Heeros room and entered after putting on the bullet-proof vest. Heero jumped about two feet in the air and quickly closed a book he was reading before setting it on his bed. Duo glanced at the cover. Cujo. Heero aimed the gun that had suddenly appeared in his hand at Duo. "Why did you do that?" He asked. "Uh... Heero, I kinda need to tell you something..." Heero kept the gun aimed at Duo and didn't say anything. "Well, you see, Dr. J. wanted to send you on a mission..." "And?" Heero tossed the gun onto his bed beside the book. "And I kinda told him to fuck off, that you weren't going on any missions tonight." Heero was in front of Duo in less than a second, and he had his hands on Duos throat. "WHAT?!?" "Could you... Maybe... Let me... Finish?" Heero glared at Duo and then removed his hands from his throat. "Okay, this is... Er..." Think fast, Duo! "Well, this is really exciting, so you should probably sit on your bed or you might fall down when I tell you."
Heero looked at Duo suspiciously, but sat down on his bed anyways. Duo took a step back so that he was right on the threshold. "Okay... I only did that because... I'm making you go to a movie with me tonight!" Duo yelled quickly, and then he slammed Heeros door closed behind him and ran back to Quatres room. Heero opened his door and ran after Duo, but Duo got inside Quatres room and locked the door. "Quatre, heeeeeeeelp!!! He's going to kill me!" Heero knocked on the door. "Quatre? Could you unlock the door and let me in so I can STRANGLE Duo?" Quatre frowned. "So he went for the throat instead of shooting you, huh?" Duo nodded his head. "Well, I guess the vest was unnecessary then." Duo took off his shirt and removed the vest, handing it back to Quatre. Then he put his shirt back on and pressed his ear against the door. "He's still out there. I can hear him breathing."
"Heero, please don't kill Duo." There was silence from the other side of the door. "Heero, Duo just thought you should take a break from all these missions for a while... I'll only let you in if you promise not to kill him." There was silence for a few moments before Heero answered. "Can I mortally wound him?" "No. You can't hurt Duo at all." Heero reluctantly agreed, and Quatre unlocked and opened the door. "Remember, you promised you wouldn't hurt Duo..." Quatre reminded him. "I never promised I wouldn't hurt him, I just said I wouldn't..." Heero began walking towards Duo, but Quatre stepped in front of him. "Heero, no. I won't let you hurt Duo. Just go to the movie with him, okay? There will be plenty more missions you can go on some other time."
(Ehehehe... I'm going to stop writing for a few moments, and when I continue writing, I shall be drunk. Damn it! Not nearly as much in that Jack Daniels bottle as I thought. Only 6 1/2 shots... Then again, that should be sufficient for me. I will be drunk enough to add an interesting twist to my story, but not drunk enough to make too many mistakes. Ooh... I'll return in a few moments. A bit of tequila should work quite adequately for me to write very interestingly. Okay. A little tequila, a little pepsi... Right. Back to the writing...)
Duo grabbed Heeros hand and pulled him from the car. "Heero, you have to come! If you don't, I'll make sure you never go on another mission again!" Heero sighed reluctantly, and followed Duo to the movie theater. "Two tickets to... I dunno, just give me two tickets to something. Both tickets to the same movie, of course... I have to make sure he doesn't leave." The tickety type person just happened to be exactly like the author, and therefore decided to give Duo two tickets for The Tigger Movie. "Wasn't exactly what I had in mind, but, whatever..." Duo and Heero found there way to the movie and Duo found a spot for them s=to sit.
(Damn it! Not enough... Hehehe... Creme de Cacao. Or something like that. Don't have a damn clue whether I spelled that right or not. The keys keep moving around... I'm glad I'm a fun drunk. If I were a violent drunk, somebody'd proably die in this fic... But that wouldn't be good. Dammit, I'm getting some creme de whatever. It's alcoholic and contains chocolate. I think. 24% alcohol by volume. Or 27. Something lie that. And then theres 54%... Argh. I can't remember. Oh, yeah, proof. 54% proof. That would normally make sense to me...)
Heero stared at the screen. "Duo, can we leave already? That damn tiger is pissing me off." Duo shook his head. "No! And he isn't a tiger, he's a tigger." (Crap! Something is not right with my mixture... I either put in too much milk or too much creme de whoopedydoo. It doesn't taste quite right. Still tastes good though... Alcohol, Elton John songs playiing, and writing. All I need now is a cute guy on my lap... Er... I'll write now.) *Duo, put your hand on his leg or something...* What the hell? Why did I just think that? I should pay more attention to the movie than to what I'm thinking... But that thought kept popping into Duos mind. Damn it, why do I keep thinking that? *Because you like Heero...* Hey, whoa, I do NOT like him like that. I thought I already had that conversation with myself. *But it's true, you do like him...* But that isn't possible! *Really? Think about a girl, any girl at all. And then look down.* Duo did as the 'other' him said. Absoutely nothing happened. *Now think about Heero.* Duo did as the 'other' him said once again, and he got a slight erection. *Now look down.* Duo did. Huh? But... *Oh, give it up. You know you like him, and now you've seen for yourself that you get an erection when you think about him. Your thoughts and penis prove that you like him, what more proof do you need?* I... You mean... You mean I like Heero? *What do you mean by that? I'm not another person, I'm not 'you,' I'm you.* So I should have said 'I mean I like Heero?' *Exactly. Now do what you said earlier, and put your hand on his leg, his hand, whatever, just make physical contact.* Duos hand moved slowly from it's previous position towards Heero.
Heero felt something on his hand. He looked down to see what could possibly be on his hand, and saw that someone elses hand was on his own. He followed the arm attached to the hand, and saw that it was Duos hand that was on his. What is he doing? Why does he have his hand on mine? "Duo, what the hell are you doing?" Duo pulled his hand away from Heeros quickly and mentally smacked himself on the head for giving in to himself. "I... Sorry, Heero, I was reaching for the popcorn..." Lame excuse, but he an't argue with it, since the popcorn is close to his hand. Heero handed the bucket of popcorn to Duo. "Well, here it is. Next time, watch where your hand is going. Got it?" Duo nodded his head. Why did I have to do that? Now Heeros probably pissed off at me... Then again... Maybe... Just maybe he feels the same way? If so, it would explain why he reacted that way, because he didn't want me to know he felt that way. But he it would also explain why he reacted that way if he didn't feel the same way... *Only one way to find out.* Damn it... A while later, the movie ended, and Heero and Duo exited the theater. Once in the lobby, Duo reached out a hand and stopped Heero. "Heero... I need to tell you something..."
It might just be because I'm drunk, but I don't think being drunk had too much of an impact on my writing. I guees I think like the drunk version of myself all the time... Or maybe I didn't give the achohol enoug time to s... Work. Damn... I think it's starting to kick in. Um... Right then. I'll continue work on this later. Kay All right then. Now I shall go write another chapter for some other fic of mine that already esists. r maybe I'll star another. Goodbye for now, people! Don't forget to review this!! Bybeye.