A/N: I want to dedicate this to my friend Ami! You see, she once wrote this story… The pairings were SasuSaku to ItaSaku to ItaSakuSasu to ItaSasuSaku to ItaSasu to SasuIta and to Sakura killing herself, with brief cameos by Naruto punching Sasuke, then hugging him, and being the awesome Hokage he will be supposed to be. The story was great, but what really bugged me was that there was no more NaruSasu than that hug in which Sasuke wasn't even putting attention 'cause he had to go see his family all hiding in the woods! So I'm going to deepen that hug. And the punch, too. Also, the title is a parody of her story's title: Kiss Me Kill Me. Get it?

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Or is Hinata having Kiba's puppies?

Punch Me Hug Me

The first thing he did when he finally saw him was punching the brunette harshly square on the face, and said brunette didn't fight back, because really, he deserved it.

The second thing he did when he finally saw his best friend was pulling him into a bone-crushing hug, and said best friend stiffened instantly, because really, he didn't deserve it.

But eventually, Uchiha Sasuke started relaxing and wrapped his arms around the blonde, and Uzumaki Naruto had to convince himself over and over again that this was real, this was happening, and they were finally together again.

He buried his nose into that mop of ebony hair, taking into the scent that he had missed so much. It had always reminded him of black coffee and dark chocolate on a rainy morning.

Sasuke nuzzled the crook of Naruto's neck, and the Kyuubi vessel didn't even try to fight back the tears of joy that were soon falling down his cheeks.

"I missed you."

Those three words escaped his lips, and Sasuke felt something squeezing his heart painfully at the realization that Naruto had suffered.

And he had suffered because of him.

"I missed you, too, loser." It only felt right to call him by the insult-turned-petname that the Uchiha gave him so long ago, but he couldn't hide the guilt that tinted his voice. He looked down "I'm sorry."

Naruto grabbed his chin gently and made him look up, ocean blue meeting onyx.

"Don't be. You're here now."

He then pressed his lips against Sasuke's, projecting all his love, all his lust, all he was willing to give for him, in that one kiss. It was so full of emotion, that it made tears stream down Sasuke's cheeks gracefully, as he responded eagerly with equal passion.

When they broke apart, both were panting and smiling warmly. Naruto pressed their foreheads together.

"Let's go home."

A/N: In Ami's story, Sakura was there, too, and there was no kiss. And that's a real shame, so I added it! Don't kill me, Ami! :D I hope you guys enjoyed it! Review because it makes me happy!

--Not Really Yours