Professor Greasehead (to the tune of Hakuna Matata)
Ron (spoken):
Professor grease head
Always had rotten things to say
Harry (spoken):
Professor grease head
His name was Severus Snape!
(sung)
Ron:
It isn't easy
To be in Gryffindor
With Snape's ecstasy
Rhapsody
To see us suffer!
Harry: Why, when I first came to Hogwarts
Ron: (opera voice) When he came to Hogwarrrrrts!
Harry (sticking finger in ear): Very nice
Ron (sheepish grin): Thanks
Harry:
I set off to my first potions class
With Snape's bad breath breathing down my back
He hated my dad and me the same
Because Potter's my name.
Ron (cries in despair):
OOOH the SHAME!
Harry: Such a shame!
Ron: Potter's this idiot's name!
Harry (hits Ron with a broomstick): Oh what's in a name?!
Ron: To be this untidy nerd that can fly
Harry: And with a stupid guy on my back!
Ron: Who?
Harry: Volde---
Ron (covers Harry's mouth): Harry! Don't say it!
Chorus:
Professor grease head
Teaching potions all day
Professor grease head
Trying to poison us someday!
Hermione:
He is always trying
To teach Dark Arts Defense!
("Yeah sing it!" Ron says, dancing)
It's Snape's ecstasy
Rhapsody
To expel the Weasleys!
("And me too," adds Harry)
Professor Greasehead!
Trio:
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhh!
(Sir Nick chants: Professor, Greasehead, Professor, Greasehead, Professor Greasehead, Professor.)
(Door bangs open)
Snape (sings with a furious look):
GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM!
Before I get you expelllled!
And Potter and Weasley!
Don't you sing about me,
Being a greasehead!
(Sir Nick chants: Professor, Greasehead, Professor, Greasehead, Professor, Greasehead, Professor, Greasehead)
(Potter, Granger and Weasley skips off)
Ron (sings at top of lungs):
PROFESSOR GREASEHEAD
PROFESSOR GREASEHEAD
PROFESSOR GREASEHEAD
PROFESSSSSOOOR Grease head, head, head..
(fades out)