Of Course Blame the American Kid

by EpicSmurff

Meg gets tired of being the thrid wheel, she she packs up her stuff and moves to englan, but stewey follows her. At home Lowis is putting up posters, while at England something goes wrong and everyone is pointing fingers at the American Kid

Of Course Blame the American Kid

Chapter One

"I decided to change my life, go somewhere, where no one knows me, so I can get away. My dad is always being as stubborn as a dog getting a bath, my mom laughs at my problems and at schools I'm just the ugly wannabe. No it's not worth it maybe some other time." Is what 17- year old Meg Griffin puts in her diary. She closes her diary and puts it in a secret container, under her dresser. She lies down and closes her eyes not wanting to wake up the next day, but unfortunately her pet dog Brian Griffin does. She groans in agony.

"Why did you wake me up!" she screams

"Unless you want to starve to death I suggest you wake up and eat." He says

She groans anyway, and prepare to put on her clothes, the same thing everyday, an ugly pink shirt and blue jeans. She walks down the stairs zombie like and sit at the table.

"Just act like it's just another beautiful day." She says to herself.

"Who wants pancakes?" asked Lowis as she stacks 3 huge pancakes on Megs plate. She smiles a slight smile that seems so fake. She is hoping someone would notice her disappointment. So she groans, nothing, again she groans but this time louder, nothing, she decide to give up.

"Mom." She says

"Yes Meg."

"Do you every regret having me?" she ask

"No, she says" She laughs a little. "Why would you ever say such a thing?"
"I don't know, just a thought" She cuts half a pancake in half, then a quarter, then eats

"Hey Meg, want to hear something cool?" Her brother Chris asked. He and their dad laugh a little.

"Sure why not" she replies

A few second later he forces his head to her but and farts a fart that lasted 10 seconds.

"CHRIS WHAT THE HELL!" She screams "DAD YOUR NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING"

Instead they burst out into tears of laughter, and falls out of their chairs. She runs up into her room and packs all of her things. She takes out her diary, and puts it beside her suitcase. She takes 300,000 dollars she has saved up since forever. And stuff it in the suitcase. She runs downstairs and they are still laughing.

"Meg where are you going?" Stewey asked

"Somewhere far away from here, I love you Stewey stay strong." She kisses him o the cheek and leaves for the bus stop. While curious Stewey follows behind on her tracks.