Parenting the Progeny
Kickers-ej
Disclaimer: Naruto and all other characters are not mine
Their sons returned to their doll state with nothing but promises. 3 years later an unknown disease claims the advance generation one by one. Dead in one world only to be resurrected in another? Sequel fic to Babysitting BJDs.
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Sasuke and Tsunade rushed into the room to see who had joined them this time. It was exactly 53 minutes since Sasuke got there, so they concluded that there wasn't any specific timing as to the gaps between each arrival. Sasuke was really hoping his dobe was the next one, but that voice had something off about it…
"Tsunade-sama?!!" Neji sputtered indignantly while trying to get the maroon blazer off him. He immediately regained his impassive face and smoothed out his blazer. He turned his attention towards Sasuke and raised a delicate eyebrow at his and Sasuke's attire.
Upon further inspection he also noted that the other bodies were also sporting the same outfit.
And although he looked extremely gay in maroon, his Gaara looked delicious.
But that wasn't the point! He glared at Tsunade for daring to rape him then change him into these gay clothing!!
Again, another one got a bop on the head.
"For the last time! I did not rape you guys then change you into kinky get up," Tsunade exasperated. Sasuke agreed and mentioned Neji into the other room. The roof was up now, so they could no longer see the blue skies.
After explaining what they understood was going on in this world, Neji proceeded to explain the current on goings in Konoha.
"I believe Tsunade-sama already knows what's going on after she fainted. Sakura was placed as temporary leader until things go back to the way they were," Neji informed
"Huh? Sakura? What about Naruto?" Tsunade cocked an eyebrow. She could have sworn she trained Naruto for the occasion. Sasuke was also leaning in to know the truth.
"Well, after Sasuke got infected…Naruto kinda like.."
"Yes?" Sasuke pressed on, impatient. What happened to his dobe?
"He went Kyuubi on us and refused to leave Sasuke's side," Neji concluded.
"Should have known," Tsunade clucked her tongue. That gaki!
"Itachi went ballistic too. Last time I heard, they finally managed to rescue Chouji from the Tsukiyomi," Neji drawled.
"I don't want to know what Gaara is doing to Konoha right now," Tsunade sighed.
In Konoha:
"GAAAAAHHHH~~!!!! Gaara stop it!!"
"YOU STUPID RACCOON! HE'S NOT DEAD YET! NOBODY IS!!"
"ME EYES!! IT'S GOT SAND!!"
"IT'S NOT JUST MY EYES THAT GOT SAND!"
"SOMEBODY KNOCK HIM OUT!"
"Naruto knock some sense into him!" Salura urged. She'll be damned if Konoha is buried under sand in her care.
"…my Sasuke,"
"Gawds!! You hopeless love-sick fool!"
"There's something weird about you Neji…is you hair longer?" Sasuke asked while reaching to touch the raven locks.
Neji's eyes marginally widen at the statement.
"I have long hair???!!" Neji immediately fluff his hair as if he's never seen it before. Tsunade and Sasuke both looked at each other and then looked back at Neji.
This was waaay too whacked to be some kind of performance. And Neji has never been the type to play a joke…
"You always had long hair," Sasuke supplied.
"I never knew that," Neji pondered the fact.
"I need some aspirin," Sasuke pinched the bridge on his nose in annoyance. He looked over to see Tsunade still dumbfounded.
"You need sake, right?"
"What's sake?" Tsunade finally snap out of her reverie.
This time it was Sasuke's and Neji's turn to bawl their eye out.
"What?"
"Oh god, I think there's something wrong with us," Neji paced back and forth. Tsunade, who had also realized that she seems to be forgetting something tried to summarize it into a hypotheses.
"I think each of us was resurrected at the cost of a memory," Tsunade chipped in. Neji stopped pacing.
"That would explain a lot," Neji agreed. They both looked at Sasuke whom in turn, shrank at the sudden scrutiny.
"Hn?"
"What did you forget?" Neji backed the Uchiha into a wall. Tsunade was cracking her knuckles.
"I assure you, my memory is fine," Sasuke really wanted to merge himself with the wall.
"Do you remember your family name?" Neji started the interrogation.
"Uchiha,"
"Do you remember your brother's name?"
"Itachi pervert,"
"Your lover?"
"…" blush.
"Oh my god! You forgot you have a lover?!" Tsunade shed a regretful tear for Naruto.
"It's the dobe. I remember him very well," Sasuke snapped. The blush on his face made Neji drool.
"Hah! You got it wrong! It was me," Neji lashed out with thumbs up. Skeptical looks made him shrank back.
"Nice try Hyuuga. Forgot about Gaara?"
"It must be something equally important. Like a favorite," Tsunade objected.
"I know!!" Neji abruptly spoke. The other duo turned to look at him.
"What colour is your underwear?!"
"…."
"Come on. That's f***ing important," Neji persuaded.
"It's black," Sasuke deadpanned. Might as well amuse them.
"Are you sure? Let's check!" Neji made grubby paws motion towards Sasuke's lower half..
THWACK!!
"Thank you Hokage-sama," Sasuke shifted from his place.
"Huh, along with his hair he must have forgotten about his macho persona," Tsunade offered her opinion.
"Hn,"
"I guess unless someone mention it, we may never find out what memory was taken away," Tsunade remarked. Sasuke nodded, but couldn't shake the feeling that this memory that he had forgotten has something to do with Naruto.
And his innocence. Hn.
Back in Konoha:
"Come on Naruto. Eat up," Sakura urged the young Uzumaki to eat something. Naruto took a measly bite and then went back to watching Sasuke. It had been one week since he was left behind.
Naruto wished he could just die.
What was the point in staying alive if he had to watch Sasuke like this?
"Naruto, please. Sasuke would want you to stay healthy," Iruka urged his favourite student. At the mention of Sasuke's wishes, Naruto reluctantly held out his hand towards the meal. He imagined that Gaara was feeling the same way.
"Gaara…for someone so sad you sure have a healthy appetite," Kankurou muttered.
The kazekage was busy stuffing his face. Let's delve into this enigma that is Gaara's logic.
That's right! I'll eat. I'll eat until I die from fulfillment! If I don't eat they'll fuss like the grannies that they are! Somehow I trust Kankurou and Temari to find a way to make me eat. I don't know, Kankurou holding my mouth open with a puppet and Temari fanning food into it?!! But if I eat, they won't suspect a thing! Heeeheeeheee~ I'll see you soon my love!!
"Uhuukks!" Gaara coughed out.
"Take it easy, brother. Don't want you to choke and..," Temari joked while holding out a glass of water.
THUMP.
Gaara dropped face down into his meal.
"…die?"
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"I'm sorry guys. Gaara's been infected too," Sakura confirmed. The only sand siblings left could only cry for their brother's lost.
"Maroon blazer? This has got to be hell,"
Hello my readers~! All of a sudden I have this insane urge to write. My research is dwindling somewhere in the background, haha. Enjoy and don't forget to R n R!! Tell me what you think!