An oaf to Sasuke.

Tasha and I were roaming the streets of our home town. We were just hoping to get some new weapons to kill Sasuke with but little did we know that this shopping would take us on a mystical adventure which made us run all over town to capture Sasuke.We had just finish collecting our weapons, when we decided to buy some food…dun, Dun DUMM!…I looked to the heavens and screeched "Where does that music keep coming from?!". Anyway we entered a ramen shop where Sasuke and Orochimaru sat eating happily.

I and Tasha walked up and slapped them which caused Sasuke to go flying. Orochimaru glared at us evilly while Sasuke yelled "This is all your fault!" and ran off. Tasha chased after Sasuke while I was left to vs. Orochimaru.

Orochimaru glared daggers at me, and spat his sword out of his mouth. "Wow you must have quite the stomach!"

"All the better to kill you with!" he swings the sword to the ground causing the earth to shake. I in my fear of losing my tail, ran towards the spinney door to protect myself from Orochimaru's attacks, because everyone knows that spinney doors can reflect any attack including stupidity.

Orochimaru was trying to get me by throwing his sword through the spinney door, but I kept spinning it so he couldn't get to me. Ha ha smart you see. When it came clear to me, I used this time to escape and run after Tasha and Sasuke.

When I caught up to Tasha she was coming out of a Manga book shop, I was not amused because Sasuke wasn't with her. Apparently she had completely forgotten what she was running after. After our conversation of what new manga books they have, I explained that orochimaru was now after us.

Little did we know he was listening to our conversation as well. So we did our usual scream like idiots, then run like idiots we were. We had to find Sasuke but keep away from orochimaru. Now this was a difficult task, seeing we had no idea where we were going. But we ran into a shop where we found our target.

Something was strange about this scene though, I mean lets face it, when an octopus hypnotises Sasuke and is playing with him, it has become strange am I right? The octopus had taken a strange liking to Sasuke. He or she was making him dance, playing with his hair, stroking him etc.

We really didn't want to spoil this beautiful moment that the two shared…but we got over it, and grabbed Sasuke then ran like idiots again, like you do, that was when orochimaru caught us,we knew at this point that the plan had gone wrong somewhere, maybe when Tasha bought manga books, but no one could capture us for long, and we quickly escaped but not too far.

I again found myself in the spinney door, Tasha was battling Orochimaru, and I was in the spinney door.Going round and round in the spinney door.I had Sasuke still hypnotised with me in the spinney door.What was I supposed to do then? Tasha was busy, and lets face it I'm dumb, I thought Yaoi was a type of fish for Pete sake!

But not going in to that, it was when Shikamaru started coming at me with my worst fear it started getting hairy. My worst fear being a feather. (Don'tJudge Me! We all have our stuff) I kept going round and round in the spinneydoor for ages, I finally managed to defeat the feather. "HA HA CATSRULE!" Had to get that outta my system.

Tasha defeated Orochimaru, we all ran for it with Sasuke. That's when we managed to get back home, don't ask how we got there, because that's a very long story... And, beat Sasuke to a bloody pulp. We all lived happily everafter. Until the next day when we found out that we were supposed to beat up Sakura. But like we say there is always tomorrow. Unless we all get destroyed in a huge explosion cos that could happen you never know! Especially with Deidara as a terrorist...

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