While I was bored, I decided to write a bunch of haikus as tributes to
Spidey's Villians:
KRAVEN THE HUNTER
Enter the hunter
With the power of an ox
Speed of a cheetah
GREEN GOBLIN
The glider flies high
He laughs his manic chortle
No crook as evil
DOCTOR OCTOPUS
The arms go around
Squeezing your very life out
He is called Doc Ock
VULTURE
This old man flies high
An evil villian at heart
Engineer at brain
LIZARD
Before, he's a man
But the evil is hidden
Now he's a lizard
KINGPIN
A beefed up huge man
Controls all underground crime
He is the Kingpin
MYSTERIO
I've mastered the arts
The arts of special effects
I am your nightmare
VENOM
Bad is the spider
The Venom will destroy him
His eyes do not lie
HOBGOBLIN
Dark hooded villian
Imitating Green Goblin
He shall spare no one
ELECTRO
Zap! Zap! You'll be shocked
Get out of his way, Spidey
Electro's shocking
MAD JACK
Flaming pumpkin head
A hovering, flying craft
Mad Jack is out loose
RHINO
Some leathery skin
A horn on top of his head
Ramming in all ways
CHAMELEON
Is it really you?
No, it is Chameleon
He fooled you again
JACKAL
I was a teacher
But now I am a villian
I have cloned Spidey
CARNAGE
Goodbye, Spider-Man
I will scyther you open
My hand's now an axe
DEMO-GOBLIN
You sinners will pay
Only the pure hearts will live
All sinners must die
SANDMAN
Like small grains of sand
You will be stepped on, flattened
By his sandy foot
SHOCKER
His shockwave machine
His yellow suit with charges
Shocker will shock you
SHOCKER
The experiment
It had changed me forevor
I will slam you hard
------------------------------ Do you like it?
Now, before you go, I have to say I am writing my own sequal to the Spidey movie, and, for the Spidey buffs, I need a few tidbits of information:
1. What does Professor Miles Warren teach?
2. Where did the original Hobgoblin supposedly drown?
3. Why did Kingsley become the Hobgoblin?
4. How did Donovan meet the Hobgoblin?
KRAVEN THE HUNTER
Enter the hunter
With the power of an ox
Speed of a cheetah
GREEN GOBLIN
The glider flies high
He laughs his manic chortle
No crook as evil
DOCTOR OCTOPUS
The arms go around
Squeezing your very life out
He is called Doc Ock
VULTURE
This old man flies high
An evil villian at heart
Engineer at brain
LIZARD
Before, he's a man
But the evil is hidden
Now he's a lizard
KINGPIN
A beefed up huge man
Controls all underground crime
He is the Kingpin
MYSTERIO
I've mastered the arts
The arts of special effects
I am your nightmare
VENOM
Bad is the spider
The Venom will destroy him
His eyes do not lie
HOBGOBLIN
Dark hooded villian
Imitating Green Goblin
He shall spare no one
ELECTRO
Zap! Zap! You'll be shocked
Get out of his way, Spidey
Electro's shocking
MAD JACK
Flaming pumpkin head
A hovering, flying craft
Mad Jack is out loose
RHINO
Some leathery skin
A horn on top of his head
Ramming in all ways
CHAMELEON
Is it really you?
No, it is Chameleon
He fooled you again
JACKAL
I was a teacher
But now I am a villian
I have cloned Spidey
CARNAGE
Goodbye, Spider-Man
I will scyther you open
My hand's now an axe
DEMO-GOBLIN
You sinners will pay
Only the pure hearts will live
All sinners must die
SANDMAN
Like small grains of sand
You will be stepped on, flattened
By his sandy foot
SHOCKER
His shockwave machine
His yellow suit with charges
Shocker will shock you
SHOCKER
The experiment
It had changed me forevor
I will slam you hard
------------------------------ Do you like it?
Now, before you go, I have to say I am writing my own sequal to the Spidey movie, and, for the Spidey buffs, I need a few tidbits of information:
1. What does Professor Miles Warren teach?
2. Where did the original Hobgoblin supposedly drown?
3. Why did Kingsley become the Hobgoblin?
4. How did Donovan meet the Hobgoblin?