jake laughed a harty laugh at the words being exchanged. him gay? ahahahahahaha no way jose not today. jake did not like to have a long fleshy thing up his ass. no he liked much more classy things like large bewbs on the female humans in the magazines. sucj large fleshy bewbs, it made him drool with want as his pants tightend. his flesh pistol was rising to attention. out of prue lust driven anger he trew the magazine across the room at the roxy and jane and stormed off with his enormus penis. it is so large he must drag it on the ground as he marches off to his sleeping quarters. once he arived he opend his armour to reveal his favorite pink bedazzled fedora. it wastime. he layed on the floor on his favorite futon and opend his play box, inside was the orange dildo...his dirk. he moand sofly as he stroked it "hello there sexy bitch" and placedit inside his fleshy bum diddly hole. it was so large and hot he came right at that moment, his manhood blasting his special sause all ove his beloved fedora.
"still not gay" he whisperd drifing off to sleep hugging his dlido.
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