Gaara's birthday
Temari: Alright everyone, it's Gaara's birthday so I think everyone should be extra nice to him. Temari (in a whisper): If you don't wanna get killed. You remember what happened last year, don't you Kankuro? Kankuro: I try not to. flashback
Everyone at last year's pary:Oh my god, help!
End of flashback
Temari:Alright, everyone, let's get Gaara his presents, ( Temari in a whisper): before he kills everybody.
Choji: Open mine first!
(Gaara unwraps the present.)Gaara: A bag of CHIPS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Choji: Yep.
Gaara: You SUCK, SAND COFFIN!!!!!!!! SAND BURIAL!!!!!!!!
(Choji dies.) Ino: OMG YOU KILLED CHOJI, YOU PSYCHO!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: Open my present.
(Gaara opens the present.)
Gaara: You're kidding me, right? Sakura: Nope it's a picture of Sasuke.
Ino: That's what I got him.
Gaara: YOU BOTH SUCK!!!!!!!!! SAND COFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAND BURIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sakura and Ino die.)
Naruto: I forgot to buy you a present!!! Gaara: I'll go easy on you. (Gaara throws Naruto into the roof.)
Several bad presents and deaths later.
Temari: Here's my present. Gaara: Cool, a lighter! (Gaara sets the house on fire. Tenten: OMG YOU SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
Temari: Alright, Gaara, here's your cake.
Gaara: Thanks, not.
Temari: Now, let's all sing happy birthday to Gaara even though half of us are dead. Everyone (still alive): Happy birthday to you Gaara: MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
Everyone: Happy birthday to you. Gaara: SHUT UP!!!!
Everyone: Happy birthday dear Gaara. Gaara: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Happy birthday to you. Gaara: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAND COFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAND BURIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Gaara kills everyone except Temari, Kankuro, Naruto and Sasuke.
Temari: Uh
Gaara why don't we go shopping so you can pick out your own present.
Gaara: Good idea.
Naruto (in the roof): Hello, anyone?
Itachi: Sorry I'm… late. (Itachi sees the mess.) Itachi: Oh, the party's over. Well, bye.