Don't ask, really, just don't. This is the product of boredom and a need to torture BandE. Don't really know why… but anyway, here goes nothing…

Bella's Vamp Power… Goes Freaky-Lyk

B: "Edward, I think I found my special power…"

E: "Really?"

B: "Yup."

E: "…"

B: "…"

E: "So… are you going to tell me what it is?"

B: "Err…"

E: "…?"

B: "Well… if you insist…"

a polka-dot hamster appears on Edward's head

E: "That's… interesting…"

B: "I know."

E: "Um, why is it on my head?"

B: "Not sure."