Disclaimers: I do not own FMA, or these rules.

Thanks To:
Skippy - You are sooo funny, and your list makes me want to join the military and do everything on your list (of course, it wouldn't be the same because I'm a woman.) XD
Sin Of Regret - My lovely Beta! -heart-
DN-Lover - For reading all my fanfics, being a great friend, and for showing me Skippy's List XD

A/N: After DN-Lover showed me Skippy's List ( which can be found here:( skippys list . com / list / ) Without spaces, of course) We talked, and I told her how I could picture Envy doing everything on the list. So, I decided to write my own one-shot thing on each rule, and she did, too! (Go check her's out, as well!) I don't think I will do all 213 Rules, but close enough XD.

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Rule Number 1

Not allowed to watch Southpark when I'm supposed to be working.

"Envy, what are you doing?"

The violet eyes of said person lit up at the sound of the voice, and he smiled slyly at the golden eyed boy. "Why Chibi-san, I'm watching Southpark - can't you tell?" With that said, Envy returned his attention to the small, portable television on the make-shift table in front of him.

Edward remained behind him, curious as to what his fellow military officer was watching. Within ten minutes of the show, one of the elementary kids was killed. A thin, golden brow raised as Envy mumbled a few cursed words. "What's wrong?"

"They killed Kenny! The Bastards killed Kenny, again!" the sin snapped angrily before sighing. The boy behind him rolled his eyes. "Oh well...he dies in just about every episode, so I'll get over it..."

Suddenly, someone cleared their throat. Envy chose to ignore it, but Edward thought better, and quickly fled the scene. After a few seconds, the same person cleared the throat once more; this time, walking over and standing right in front of the television.

The green-haired male quickly frowned. "Uh...hello? I'm trying to watch my show. I'd like it if you moved over." When the person didn't move, Envy growled and looked into their face. Violet eyes met with onyx, and he couldn't help but smirk. "Oh, it's you! Come to join me, Colonel Mustang?"

Roy felt his eye twitch in annoyance. "No! Turn off that television at once, Specialist Envy, and get back to your duties!" Mustang moved his right hand into view, holding out a plunger he expected the sin to take.

Envy pouted, but got up and took the plunger as ordered, but not without a small chuckle. "Heh, you said duties!"

"NOW, ENVY!!" the Colonel yelled, making the Specialist 'eep' and scurry off.