Chapter 1
Hi my name is sky pond this is the story of how my father dropped from the sky and wander into the house of my mother and aunt
Let me tell you story of fish fingers and custard a story of pirates and a stroppy homicidal mermaid that tries to kill all let me tell you a story of a nightmare in silver but first let us go back to the beginning
"the great one is all knowing"
Oh no too early go to the end of Tens time we gotta start at the day the two of them met
Let got the 1st of january 2010
The tenth doctor cried 'i don't wanna go' suddenly the air was a light with fire regeneration energy consumed the tardis Fire and explosions suddenly the new doctors face appeared
"Legs I've still got legs arm hand fingers lots of finger ears yes eye two nose and blimey I've had worse chin hair I'm a girl no no and still not ginger there something I'm missing I'm I'm I'm haha crashing'
Precedes to flip many leavers
'Geronimo!'