Disclaimer/ Intro:

Hey ya'll! Just to make it clear, I don't own Pokemon or else I'd be filthy rich living in a mansion somewhere tropical. I can't even get my computer to make the accent mark over the "E" in "Pokemon"! Anyway, this is a random story about Pokemon and my friends that I just wrote on impulse. Don't you think it's weird that Ash has had the same age and appearance for like 10 years? Oops, I'm getting off track again. Here's the story!

Somewhere in the Kanto Region…

Random Stranger wishes to battle lotusblossom1287!

Lotusblossom1287 sent out liveurlifexx33!

Random Stranger sent out SQUIRTLE!

Liveurlifexx33 used Spaz Attack!

SQUIRTLE became confused and creeped out!

SQUIRTLE hurt itself in confusion in addition to being hurt by an enraged liveurlifexx33!

SQUIRTLE fainted!

Random Stranger started crying, then sent out PIDGEY!

Lotusblossom1287 sent out pandacat15!

Pandacat15 used Magical Wand!

PIDGEY turned into a frog!

PIDGEY (or frog rather) hopped away!

Lotusblossom1287 won the battle!

Random Stranger has crawled into a fetal position!

Lotusblossom1287 received $128,700,000!

And that is how lotusblossom1287 rolls!

Lotusblossom1287 rode her bike to the nearest Pokemart!

Cashier: How may I help you?

Lotusblossom1287: I would like 2 Moomoo Milks, please.

Cashier: That'll be $1,000, please. Is that okay?

Lotusblossom1287: Of course it's not "okay"! What kind of shop are you running here?! Good day to you sir!

Cashier: (Mutters) I'm a woman. (Shouts) Wait, you can't leave with the merchandise!!!

Luckily for lotusblossom1287, there are no police in the game!

Liveurlifexx33 has been given Moomoo Milk!

Liveurlifexx33: I… LIKE… MOOMOO MILK!!!

Pandacat15 has been given Moomoo Milk!

Pandacat15: Mmmm… Milk!

Lotusblossom1287 has given herself Soda Pop!

Lotusblossom1287: This is the life, isn't it guys?

Pandacat15: Panda, panda!

Liveurlifexx33: Pudding, pudding!

Annoying Announcer Guy: Reclining beach chairs appeared out of nowhere! The gang relaxes on Cinnabar Island, the perfect ending to a weird pokemon adventure! (Creepy voice) TO BE CONTINUED…