Once upon a time, Prince Len was supposed to be married. But, he wanted to marry a real princess.
Princesses all over the world went to his castle to show him how real they were but he rejected them.
One rainy night, when the royal family were eating their dinner, a knock sounded from the door. On the doorstep stood a beautiful girl, dripping wet and shivering cold.
"I'm a princess," she claimed. "And I'm cold." The girl pointed to the rainy castle grounds. "It's raining."
"You don't say?" The prince muttered. His mother heard him and slapped him.
"Can I stay here for a while until the rain stops?" The 'princess' smiled sweetly as she asked.
"Sure!" The queen smiled back. "May I please ask what's your name?"
"Miku," the girl sneezed. "Hatsune Miku."
"Why, come in! You must be cold!" The Queen ushered Miku in and handed her a towel.
"You don't say?" Len whispered and the queen slapped him again.
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After drinking a hot bowl of soup, Miku claimed that she was sleepy. She yawned for effect.
"Come, I already had the guest room ready for you!" The queen cried happily.
Miku opened the door and saw twenty feather mattresses piled together. She didn't understand what was going on so she tilted her head.
"W-" She started but the queen interrupped her by asking a servant for a tall ladder.
The ladder was placed agaisnt the pile and the 'princess' climbed up it with not much difficulity.
"Now go to sleep," the queen said as she turned off the lights. "You may catch a cold."
As soon as the queen stepped out an closed the door, Miku shut her eyes and went to sleep.
Mm... The bed was comfy. Nice and feathery... Ah.
The next morning, Miku came down for breakfast, looking energetic.
"How was your sleep?" The queen asked and Len peered at the girl. She was pretty and he fell for her at once.
"Oh, it was great!" Miku replied. "The bed was feathery and comfy and fluffy and soft, your majesty."
"You are a true princess." The queen said as she stood up. "Wait for me," she said before going up the flight of stairs.
After a while, the queen came back with a brick in her hand.
"Only true princesses cannot feel the hardness of this brick because their skin is so delicate." Miku and Len gawked.
"And you two shall get married." Miku and Len looked at each other.
"Yay!" Miku cheered as she hugged the prince. "I can get married!"
The marrige was held the next day and the couple treasured the brick forever.
And they lived happily ever after.
The End. *Cue bursts*
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