As most of you will probably guess, I have had many sugar buzzes in my time. So I know what I'm talking about!

The poem is written in Suppi's POV, but the writing in "…" is what Nakura is saying. (Spinner and Ruby Moon for you dubbies out there. I used to be like you…)

Disclaimer: I don't own Card Captor Sakura, CLAMP does. But I sure do own this poem, and the word 'kooky', so CLAMP can kiss my grits.

Suppi and Nakura's Sugar Buzz

By: Odd World

How was I to know

Soda would cause all this?

But you'd think by the fifth bottle

I'd notice something was amiss!

I'm getting all sweaty

And I've got a headache

But I'm having a nice conversation

With this garden rake

Have you ever been able

To feel colours before?

I just love sweets!

I want more! MORE!

So pass the sweets!

Pass the pop!

I'll decide

When to stop!

"What do you mean

I'm screaming at the top of my lungs?

Sorry Suppi,

But you were begging to be flung!"

I've invented a drink!

To be drunk in one shot!

It involves two litres of Pepsi

Which isn't a lot

Add five cups of sugar

Now stir very well

And don't be alarmed

If you begin to hear bells

"MWAHAHAHA

I'M THE QUEEN OF THE ANTS!!!

I'm sorry, officer,

I'll put on my pants."

So my pupils have dilated

One-twentieth normal size?

That's not as scary

As those two huge purple flies

Holy flurking snit!

Did that wall just wink at me?

Ruby Moon, are you sure that was sugar

You put in my Pepsi?

Absolutely sure?

Well, that's just kooky!

But it doesn't explain

Why Eriol looks like a wookie

Or maybe it does

Hee hee sugar me fuzz

Oh, bliss is

This sugar buzz

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