Hiyyah! This is my shot on a humor fic.

Inuyasha: Aww great, this'll be a disaster...

Shut up you! Anyway, here's my first humor fic! Please read and review.

My disclaimer that says I don't own anything disintegrated into ash when Pyro thought it would be funny to use it to start the fire for the brotherhood camp out. Unfortunately, he set the entire neighborhood on fire.

Ask the X-men!

Live at the X mansion, here's your host...JEAN MARIE!

Camera man focuses on a girl with black hair and violet streaks wearing a "Cupcakes are just ugly muffins" t-shirt and pants. "Hello everyone and welcome to "Ask the X-men"! I am your host, Jean Marie."

"How did you get in our mansion?" Scott asked as he awkwardly stared at the camera and light crew that invaded their living room.

"That is not important! ANYWAY, I am here to guide all the viewers in their own curiosities that goes on with the X-men themselves like Is Jean secretly a dominatrix?"

"WHAT? Where the hell did you get that idea?" Jean questioned as everyone in the room turned and looked at her.

"Well, she does seem to show that kind of attitude...I mean, she bosses everyone around." Kitty snickered followed by the rest of the group.

"Shut up, kitty!" Jean growled as she tried to fling the boom audio at her but it didn't work.

"Hey! Don't use my equipment as a weapon! Do you know how much those boom things cost? Besides, I made sure Nakago here will counter your abilities..." the authoress said as she pointed at the blonde-haired blue eyed man beside her.
"O...kay? What are you doing here anyway?" Scott asked as the rest of the students crowded the living room.

"Ugh! Look, Xavier signed a contract that states you meaning the X-men will have to answer any and every answer given by the lovely reviewers. Of course, it is only a minimum of three questions per chapter so you're safe." The author sighed as she rolled her eyes at him while pulling out a contract.

"Wait, you mean to tell us that the Professor sold us...again?" Rogue exclaimed angrily as she glared at the authoress and the contract.

"Yes! Now, here's Dark-hearted Angel99's question...

Wow this is unusual...Anyway, is Rogue still in love with Scott or not? Will Gambit be in this fic and for the girls, are you guys planning to do a siren reunion? Thanx!"

Rogue sighed, "No, I am not in love with Scott anymore. Now, I see him as a big annoying and tight ass brother..."

"But Rogue, who are you in love now?" Bobby grinned but Rogue just punched him in the jaw.

"HEY! No New Mutants! Get out! Go on now, get!" The authoress yelled as the new mutants were pushed out willingly courtesy of Nakago.

"You know, we're still part of the x-men..." Jubilee sulked,"I don't give a flying fudoodle if you guys are part of the marines! Shoo!"

"As for the second question...Yes, Gambit will appear here as soon as he gets back from steal−I mean "borrowing" the hope diamond from the Smithsonian. Girls, will you please answer..."

"No, we are not planning to do a reunion since it takes up a lot of our personal time and it was against the law." Jean answered.

"Wait a sec, YOU GUYS WERE THE BAYVILLE SIRENS!" Logan shouted angrily

"Wait didn't you know?" Kitty asked, "I mean Scott and Kurt knew...Heck, maybe the Professor knew too!"

Logan growled and held onto the arm rest which cracked under his grip, everyone flinched in pain, "You...girls...are...doing...an...early...danger...room...session..for a month..." he said between growls

"Whoa! Hold up! That was a year ago! We're getting punished for something that happened A YEAR AGO!" Rogue complained

"Do you prefer cleaning the jet for six months instead?" Logan glared which caused the complaining girls (Jean, Kitty, Rogue) to quiet down.

"Uhhh...Sorry for blowing your cover. Anyway! Here's BlueAutumn89's questions:

1. For the X-boys, did you guys ever had a crush on Rogue?

Well?"

"Uhhh..." "Well you see..." "I don't even like my sister like that! Gross!" were the answers heard from Logan, Scott and Kurt. Before the questions continued, an explosion was heard in the kitchen followed by screams of pain and terror.

"What the hell is happening?" And through the kitchen door, the infamous Brotherhood appeared. "Well, it seems we have some special guests...Although, I did not ask them to come. YET!"

"Great...First, a weirdo breaks into our mansion, now the bozos join in." Scott sighed. The authoress glares at him which shuts him up.

"Whoa! What's with all the cameras and lights? Are we in some prank show?" Pietro remarked as he posed in front of the camera. "Nakago, will you please?"The man nodded and the speed demon was suddenly throw across the wall into the other room(1).

"Why is there a camera crew in your living, Summers? Are they here to shoot your stupidity take place?" Lance scoffed.

"For your information, Alvers. This is a show to help the public know more about the X-men's life experience..." Scott shot back

"The professor sold you out again, didn't he?" Fred asked

"Yeah, he did" Jean sighed as she shook her head.

"HA! Like the people would want to know stuff about you guys! You're the most boring group ever!" Pietro remarked as he walked back to the living room flinching. "What are you yahoos doing here anyway?" Rogue growled

"Well, we were bored and there was nothing on TV so we chose to bother you guys!" Toad said as he tried to approach the host but was thrown−err, pushed away by an invisible force. "Oww! That hurts! Who is that guy anyway?" Toad asked as he glared at the blonde man.

"That's her bodyguard." Kitty pointed at the authoress who sat cross-legged at waved at them.

"Wait, Where's Pyro and Wanda?" she asked as the two other members weren't there.

"Well, Love-muffins locked herself in her room after the cereal fight and Pyro said something about bothering that ice dude or was it torturing? I wasn't sure..." Toad answered as screams erupted from the upstairs followed by explosions and shattering.

"Why do I have a feeling that Beast and Chuck left just to avoid this catastrophe?" Logan sighed as chaos began to start.

"Hey! Where's Storm? I didn't see her today?"

"She left to visit her sister today...although, I think she knows this'll happen!" Logan yelled as a fist fight broke out between Lance and Scott followed by a fight between Rogue, Jean and Blob who was eating most of there food. Toad left and went to annoy Kurt while Kitty was arguing with Pietro and was trying to land a punch on the speed demon.

"Why do we even bother? Seriously, I could be doing other things than this..." The authoress sighed as she pulled the camera man to a safer place.

"Alright, you know the drill. Just review and ask your questions! Just up to three, okay?" She looks back and sees the chaos happening behind her "I'll make sure the others will suffer−I mean appear here for your delight! Thank you and goodnight!"

Whoo! This was tiring to write and I'm sorry Goddessofthenight01 but I didn't get to type your question. Don't worry, I'll add them next time! Promise!

1. Nakago is from an anime I saw many years ago. Practically, he is a psychokinetic who can manipulate chi on any object.

Alright! Don't be afraid to ask question, kay? See ya!